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ashley comeau

@ashleycomeau

Queer. Actor. Alumna of @thesecondcity. Writer. Improviser. Producer. Canadian Comedy Award Winner. Witch. Bi/Pan SHE/HER. BLM. Stop Asian Hate. Land Back. 🌈

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I married a man. I like womxns and mens. I am what one might call a Comeausexual. #Bi #queer #LoveIsLoveIsLove #Comeausexual


Got $7.86 coming my way! Will spend it on mental hell because mental health is too expensive.


Do you ever touch/poke your dog or your spouse to make sure they are still breathing? Yeah me neither. .....................I lied.


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Maya Rudolph just did the best SNL opening monologue of all time. Mother truly was mothering.


I appreciate the sentiment, I really do, but to me the wishing pet owners a 'Happy Mother's Day' really feels like buying the second born a present on the first born's birthday.


What’s a still from a movie or TV show that will completely devastate anyone who has seen it, but seem completely unremarkable to anyone who hasn’t?

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Bridesmaids

You know the scene. Name the wrong movie! 👀

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Welp, I didn't know that Dr. Pepper had caffeine in it. How's your 1:32AM going?


I made a collection of the unseen work.


Don't watch scary movies before bed. Don't watch scary movies before bed. Don't watch scary movies before bed.


Today I was told that I didn't have enough experience... to answer the phone...at a spa. I am not THAT Millenial. Anyway job search is going great!


Oh fun!

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You know the scene. Name the wrong movie! 👀

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“I miss that other opinion of me” is one of the most beautiful lines televised this year.



C'est chic, c'est bleak, c'est Comeau!


Why TAKE candy from strangers when you can ASK them for some instead? CANDY ON YOUR TERMS!


Today I taught a 60 year old white male about intersectional feminism (Google it) and frankly this is the win I needed for the hope in my heart. He listened and was giddy to tell his baseball buddies about it.


Every time my friend calls me from LA, his rubbish coms signal means that I accidentally intercept other people's calls before talking to him. I deeply hope that Raj's colonoscopy goes well, that Cindy's divorce goes through and that Brandan's show gets picked up.


Listening to a Carpenters album I bought for a dollar. It's all warped and melty sounding with moments of beauty and if it doesn't perfectly describe the world right now, I don't know what does?


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The first trailer for ‘BEETLEJUICE 2’ has been released. In theaters on September 6.


Tough is the day where you realize that you have been giving of yourself to the point of exhaustion trying to get people to play with you, notice you, see you. May we all stop dancing with the crazymakers and find the people who see us.


Listen to women of colour.


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