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Are there kid friendly places to watch Nov 5 go down in Oakland? Have to be right? Cause people with kids gotta vote and all?
Ballots are so weird. One dot is you voting for the President of the most powerful nation in the world, next dot is you figuring out if you want to vote for old gardening lady with shovel or trail runner girl to run your local Parks & Rec dept. #Election2024
I have concepts of a plan too. I'm not President yet either. #Debate2024
"Why did you just send me a picture of my house?" .......??!! #Debate2024
"Does that sound familiar" was pretty damn good, not gonna lie #Debate2024
As a millennial woman, mother, Indian, immigrant, all these identity politics are...just not interesting anymore. Can we please move on. We have actual work to do here. Healthcare. Childcare. Eldercare. CARE. #Debate2024
3 year olds have terrible timing. 5 pm “How was school?” “Good” 6 pm “So what’d you do in school today.” “Played” 9.15 pm (unprompted) “Emmitt was the sunglass turtle and I was the strong turtle but I didn’t like that I wanted to be the sunglass turtle with the ratchet bug”
My son came in to say goodbye to me while I was on a work call and then proceeded to tell me that the bamboo stick is his hand was actually a “long pe**s” - I was not on mute.
TIL: Both @KamalaHarris and @charli_xcx are ethnically half Indian.
“I will never let allow patriotism to triumph over humanity.” -Rabindranath Tagore, from the book Nationalism. Happy Independence Day to Pakistan (incl now Bangladesh) and India. I wish we’d remember that we fought colonialism together. Not that we chose to live apart.
Hose in Hose out Hose straight Hose down - my rap unaware child playing with firetruck Legos
My husband and I now measure vacation flights in @pawpatrol episodes. ✈️🐾
My 3 year old just screamed “No just stop Mama just stop talking everything” in his sleep. I really want to know what I I was saying
Apparently going to the ER in every country he visits is just how my son travels. Milking that parents insurance coverage early I see.
Not me in the salon chair searching hair trends 2024 for the color and cut I already am half way through getting. #nye
The OpenAI circus: proving once via AI+MSFT what healthcare+McKinsey proved in the 50s, "If this was a battle between capital and (concern for) humanity, capital smothered humanity in its sleep." profgalloway.com/the-line-2/
It’s 7 am on a Sunday; I wake up to hear muffled sounds from upstairs: my husband telling my 2 year old his “sun egg” breakfast is ready while singing off key to the Nirvana song playing on the kitchen speaker. Life is good.
Dear God why is this so true though?
This breaks my heart. So much. Toni is a local hero for bringing us all together. But we need more. cnn.com/videos/us/2023…
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