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You guys are INCREDIBLE! After just a few minutes, your tweets, RTs and replies made #SleepyDon go all the way to NUMBER ONE! Thanks to your efforts, #SleepyDon will be staying up all night throwing ketchup. Keep it going!!!! Your country thanks you! 🫡🇺🇸
The contrast is INSANE between how the worst people in the Star Wars fandom are talking about Kay Vess from Outlaws compared to the outright silence about anything related to Cal Kestis from Fallen Order/Surviror. It’s almost like these individuals just hate seeing female…
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The Biden administration just announced a plan for 30 MILLION student loan borrowers to receive debt relief. This would allow so many people with student debt to buy houses, start a family, go back to school, and so much more.
I agree
🚨TWEEPS: It's official!!! After 303,000 jobs were created in March, President Biden has created over 15 MILLION JOBS for America!!! Can we get 1,000 fast RTs and replies using the hashtag #15MillionBidenJobs to get it trending on Twitter? Please and thank you! 🙏💪
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President Zelensky says 31,000 Ukrainian soldiers have died in the war with Russia. Drop a 💙 or a 💛 and Repost to honor the fallen.
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And you can have more than one best friend or, in this case, have more number ones. This is the way.
Turns out immigrants aren’t “takers” after all - they’re givers to the US economy and essential to a sustainable future, especially if we want elder generations to age with dignity.
Due largely to an unexpected surge in immigration, the U.S. economy will be about $7 trillion larger - & federal revenues about $1T bigger - the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office said Wednesday
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maybe it's just me, but I'm thinking that a bunch of toxic tech bro billionaires can afford to bail themselves out. pull up those big libertarian bootstraps, you self-entitled dipshits
oh my god, the stupidest fucking idiots in the world are out here firing handguns at a balloon that's ten miles above the earth, because when it comes to performative-nonsense dipshittery these clownshoes wingnut dumbfucks are second to none
holy fucking shit, no one outside of the wingnut outrage-industrial complex gives a chicken-fried fuck that some corroded old racist is making what he imagines to be a major announcement. get back in the clown car, dipshits
a bad day for Donald Trump and the Republican Party is a good day for America
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