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zoey

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I ❤️ GEORGE COSTANZA


hope everyone had a good day


no because when it comes to a muppets edit, im gonna cry


people dropping their dogs off at daycare don’t know that their dogs are actually my dogs


uh oh uh oh uh oh


missy, louie, clifford, bear

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Today is National Dunce Day.

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i miss yesterday when i left work happy


100% effective contraception methods: 1. silicone 2. plastic


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if you didn’t vote, fuck you if you voted third party, fuck you if you voted trump, fuck you


dudes say that their love language is touch like they know any of the other options


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MY FELLOW TEXANS THIS IS NOW THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION OF OUR LIVES LETS TURN TEXAS BLUE 💙💙💙


we need to start saying “what’s it to you?” when strangers ask how you’re doing


lowkey crashed out at work today


you’re only a feminist because you want to fuck girls


big timez

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drove to the voting site just to realize i forgot my wallet 😞 but hey at least i got a free book😃

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