Andy Busch
@apbuschLikes roller coasters, cats, bicycles, and bad jokes. Works with those computer things. They/them. Follow my cats @FranAndFiona
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This is all I’ve ever wanted to be.
Cat Twitter's favorite goofy joke auncle
My two year old nephew just absolutely roasted my ass. Got on a FaceTime with him and he showed me his trains and then he asked “where are yours?” and I had to admit that I own zero trains. Fucking humiliating.
They did make this and everyone got mad about it. It was called Soylent.
They need to invent a drinkable sludge called gorbshit that instantly fuels my body for 24 hours so I dont have to spend 50 dollars on doordash
Well, at least I’m 100% positive my favorite author, Thomas Pynchon, never did anything weird or gross. Time to move him further up the pedestal.
When there’s jank in my ambitious RPG from Eastern Europe
Stalker 2 is the most broken game since Cyberpunk 2077. In fact, it's worse and playing it at launch feels like role-playing as a QA Tester. I cannot recommend this game right now.
Be a Zooey Zephyr, not a Sarah McBride.
I thought for sure the punchline would be that the genie made him the girl that looks good
gonna watch a movie. there better not be any goofy shit
she’s upset bc i told her im putting her in the microwave soon
i rlly like ur writing!! i can tell you used a thesaurus :) like that word doesn’t quite mean that but i know exactly how you got there
The leopards are still going to eat her face
in the words of Chiitan, “transgender people are my precious family and i love them [from] the bottom of my heart”
This desk that folds up and stores into a big box is real soothing to think about.
I hate to admit it but the collection of ghouls Trump has chosen for his cabinet would have made an incredible season of The Apprentice.
Is this the untimely end of Milhouse? #TheSimpsons
Thank you for 35 years of Milhouse and so many more, Pamela Hayden! Watch her final performance on #TheSimpsons this Sunday on @FOXTV, next day on @hulu
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