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Ummm Jodi! Why did you bring a gun and a knife, into the bedroom? We should talk.


Hey guys, I think this gal I'm seeing, Jodi Arias may be a little off! I asked her a question last night, she said do it again! And you die.


Say Jodi, I could help but notice the large kitchen knife you where holding as I went down on you last night. Everything ok??


Hey Jodi, you seemed a little crazy eyed, when I asked for that blow job last night.


Hey guys this is my gal Jodi Arians! Dude she looks like a sexy stab you,cut your throat, and shoot you kinda gal! I'm in,and she swallows.


Jodi Arias! Talk about running into the wrong girl! Honey, can I have a blow job? Sure fucker let me stab you 24 times! Then we will see!


I am so bored at work! I literally want to light my face on fire!


@LosAngeleStory working! Like always.


@LosAngeleStory well I may change it back one day.


That John Denver's full of shit!


You ain't looking good cole! You ain't running good either! Now you got sponsor troubles!


Life's a fragile thing Harry.


I should have been a trust fund kid!


@jkarwowskii your tweets are fricking funny girl!


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