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Amy Malkoff

@amalkoff

Pithy takes on: music • me • politics • comedy • pop culture • science. My anonymous handle just happens to also be my real name. https://t.co/C9MCEx4wqS

Joined March 2008

20KPosts 4KFollowers 4KFollowing

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"I cc myself on emails I want to refer to later" as some kind of productivity hack is just...I got nothin' 🤦‍♀️

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Be careful that your attempts to be encouraging or motivational don't also blame or shame. They often do, but we're so accustomed to the former being wrapped up in the latter that we don't notice.

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18 Nov

Why Is Toilet Paper So Expensive, and other grumbly complaints

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17 Nov

Just...heartbreaking

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17 Nov

Over the past six years, the parents of school shooting victims opened their doors to CBS News’ Steve Hartman and photographer Lou Bopp, inviting them to see what it’s like to live alongside their children’s bedrooms, just as they left them. CBSNews.com/rooms

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17 Nov

Wholesome moment of the day: an older guy on an e-bike, tipping his cowboy hat to the cars who stopped to let him go through a crosswalk

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16 Nov

Reading The Great Railway Bazaar = lots of dreams about having no privacy, as happened to (author) Paul Theroux, when he spent 4 months traveling Asia by train and boat

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15 Nov

Thinking a lot lately about David Massingill's classic "My Name Joe" youtu.be/Ah4OUJIKm9M?si…

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13 Nov

JOHN KRASINSKI?????? OUR NATION'S MOST TRYING HOUR AND YOU GIVE US JOHN KRASINSKI?!?!?!

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13 Nov

This timeline makes no sense whatsoever, so John Krasinski being named Sexiest Man Alive fits right in 😆

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13 Nov

“And which great efficiency expert will lead this important new effort to streamline?” “Actually there will be two people in charge”

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12 Nov

What's a teetotaler/never altered person supposed to do in response to our current hellscape? Vanilla eggnog* will do! *does not taste like regular eggnog, but rather a melted vanilla milkshake

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12 Nov

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12 Nov

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12 Nov

Once I was looking at an apartment and there was a rooster nearby loudly screeching its head off and I asked the woman, "Does that sound go on all day?", and she said, "What sound?"

Amy Malkoff

11 Nov

"When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction." -Mark Twain

Amy Malkoff

11 Nov

Buncha bots following me peace'd out right after the election. Curious.

Amy Malkoff

10 Nov

And just like that, all talk of rigged elections... gone 🪄

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10 Nov

My cat knocked a package of teabags into his water bowl. Apparently he wants a cuppa. ☕️

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Watching Uncut Gems to relax

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Having a loud, popular misogynist host SNL this week somehow makes sense

Emmy-losing TV writer. Emotional eater. Bats right, tweets left. Dodgers, UCLA football, Dad Rock, Democracy.

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Bob Golen

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Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.

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Paris Marx

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Jimmy Pardo

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