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Amanda Costanzo

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Certifiably average. I have a lot of funny thoughts.

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Still boggled by the people I know who are going out to bars saying “we can defeat this if we’re not afraid” and I’m like “this isn’t Pennywise it’s a PANDEMIC”


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The 1st #COVID19 case in the US was diagnosed Jan 21. It has since taken 53 days to do ~20,000 tests. That's how many South Korea does in 1 day now.


Can people, like, not spit on the street/in public? Is there some weird, involuntary reflex I’m not aware of?? #COVID19


New form of exercise in the error of #Covid_19: seeing how much alcohol you can physically carry out of the liquor store in preparation for eventual quarantine.


I didn’t need the Academy to tell me Parasite was the Best Picture of the year, but I’m so glad the cast and crew got their moment #BestPicture #Oscars2020


Renee Zellweger’s body double just won an Oscar! #Oscars2020


Was really pulling for Cynthia Erivo and the EGOT, but love me some Elton! #Oscars


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NOT BILLIE EYELASH GRIMACING AT KRISTEN WIIG AND MAYA RUDOLPH GET THAT TEEN OFF MY TV


Honestly my favorite part of the #Oscars so far has been Eminem’s comeback


I loved #AdeleNazeems performance of that song from Frozen 2! #Oscar2020


Brad, I see you choking back those tears...#Oscar2020


Welp, I’m back on Twitter, so that must mean...ITS THE OSCARS!


Around Halloween, one of my favorite games to play on the subway is “are you wearing a costume or is that just how you dress?”


Just saw a frat bro drinking white claw in the street. True sign of the apocalypse.


True or false: if you see a millennial carrying a really thick book, there’s a 95% chance it’s Harry Potter.


Just an aside: they asked us to help transfer other people’s bags to the new bus


Another update: someone got kicked off for smoking weed in the bathroom


Update: we got a new bus


#TFW your bus to philly from NYC breaks down in the Lincoln Tunnel


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Jon Snow never really got what he deserved. He was the Prince Who Was Promised but lived as A Bastard.He was the Rightful King of the Seven Kingdoms but he was sent to the Night's Watch. He took a knife in the heart for saving lives. No Justice for Jon Snow.#GameOfThrones #Got

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