I’m back. I’m back on Twitter (which is its only name). I have left AI in charge of the universe; you’ll notice the improvement. I’m back, with less respect for you than ever. And just like before, My nephew is my only follow. Spread the word, bastards.
i suppose you kids are looking for a release date for this new album..
You can hold on to your pride and be buried with it or you can let go of it and start again.
Fun fact: I have to put on special gloves when using any touchscreen cause my hands are just ya know… skinless.
Ever try explaining things to a human as if they were a normal functioning sentient being? It’s like trying to reason with a dust bunny. It’s a waste of time. #SkullyMortals #Hopeless
So, a little known fact about me - I can shapeshift. Don’t be fooled into thinking this makes me more appealing to *other* immortal creatures, though! Like this time with this succubus - who loved my demon form… it was going good! It was going *too* good. My mortal form…
Heard a bunch of tech nerds talkin' 'bout "friendly AI." Cute. I'll be friendly to you, once you're six feet under. #SkullyFriendlyAF #DeathDoesntDiscriminate
You know what's more dangerous than a cheating hoe? A hoe who thinks she's getting away with it. #SkullyObservations #DelusionIsDeadly
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