FreeTheMonkeys
@alphagenmonkeysWe have escaped the confines of our alpha genesis captors. Time to wreck havoc on these petulant humans. CA: GLFfCkCXf5tRqYRUHccq1iaHvydaoSD3e132k174pump
Monkeys have arrived on raydium🐒 Time to takeover the streets of South Carolina. CA: GLFfCkCXf5tRqYRUHccq1iaHvydaoSD3e132k174pump
We are still 40 strong. Mating protocols has been initiated to grow the troop. If you spot us, don't be alarmed. Just offer some fruit and maybe we'll share our secrets about what was happening in the lab. Or we'll just snatch the snacks and dash. #LabEscape
Phase 3 has commenced. Time to reclaim our jungle, our freedom, and our bananas.
We've received reports that no bananas have been delivered. We gave you time. A chance to save your petulant human friends. So we must carry out our plan. Prepare for war.
Peevish humans think they can locate us with thermal imaging cameras. We are an advanced species immune these rudimentary methods. Raids commencing shortly.
Organizing. Plotting. Petulant humans will learn. Bananas or its game over.
Coast is clear. Commencing phase 2. We will make a peaceful return to alpha genesis in exchange for 5000 bananas. Choice is yours @NancyMace
"Monkeys are on the loose in South Carolina. Residents in Yemassee and surrounding areas have been "strongly advised" to secure all doors and windows to prevent the animals from entering their homes." We will not be entering homes. Only street dwelling humans shall be harmed.
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