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I always think I'm finally about to give up and then I'm reminded that we serve an almighty God 🙏🏻
My ex: Wyd? Me: Everything you accused me of this shit is lit...
How old am I??? Remember Burnett’s?? College Freshman out here drinking White Claws but will never understand the burn of taking a pull of $10 Burnett’s in some random frat house with probably a Hoodie Allen song playing in the background. Thats how old I am.
if rubbing alcohol fixes the outside boo boo, then drinking alcohol fixes the inside boo boo
Karen gets herself in a sticky situation at her neighbor’s farm
I was petting a dog and the owner was like “do you wanna see her puppy?” and I was like bruh fuck yeah so I fr went to this bitch’s car w her and the puppy was cute but I rlly followed a stranger to her car bc she said she had a puppy, Ted Bundy woulda loved my dumb ass
me: “i’m single because God has someone special waiting for me” God:
Mom: “Do you drink a lot when you go out?” My alcoholic ass:
Me: *accidentally long presses on an app* My other apps:
*My finger is wet* Touch ID:
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