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alivanoverdijk

@alinevano

I am fast. To give you a reference point, I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose and a panther.

Joined March 2013
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I just dont understand peterborough

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Put on the suit


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Every day is a new opportunity to be disappointed


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what do u want us to say

Meet North’s Freesian horse. We have 14 gorgeous Freesians on the ranch.

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men be like “i know a spot” & then take you to rock bottom


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it’s the little things

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men be like “i know a spot” and then rub the labia for 35 minutes


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On this #NationalPineappleDay always remember👇

Pineapple does not go on top of pizza.....



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please sir, she needs shredded cheese for her fajitas

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phase 4 of reopening is open-mouth kissing your server


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THREAD: as a waiter, here’s a list of things you can do to increase safety when eating at dine in restaurants: (1/11)


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I can’t stop laughing.

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Almost every girl has experienced emotional or physical abuse, toxic relationship, been raped, assaulted, or threatened by men and still go about the world with a good heart. Meanwhile some men be like “my 11th grade gf cheated on me I have trauma” and treat women like shit


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I still have time for one more divorce


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