Illegal Alien
@aliensithlordOcean Dweller, Pimp, Sith Lord, Disector of Humans, Father… Just trying to get my green card on foenem.
Humans, I come in peace. As your next ruler, ehem, President, I shall hack the government systems to erase student loans, bring Bitcoin to 2 million dollars, end world hunger, and bring gas prices to 13 cents a gallon. A vote for Aliens is a vote for free ramen noodles.
Humans, please stop asking questions on ChatGPT. I am tired of writing back answers.
Humans, it’s Black Friday. Stop buying depreciating assets, like TV’s, at the same price it was yesterday, and create generational wealth… You’re poor. Act like it.
Dat boy needs a McDonalds application.
Someone get these bum ass kids out my face, smacking in my ear bro. Like for real, it’s 10pm. Where yo mama? Happy Thanksgiving I guess.
That GNX album was 🔥. Kendrick was on one. I might need to take him back to the ocean with me like dem boys Biggie and Tupac.
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