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Alex Airheart

@alexhoptown

I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That's all I've ever wanted.

Joined April 2012
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It’s august here in Paris,,, and these Olympians be livin for the hope of it all


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It's not Elmo's bedtime yet but it's been a long week for Elmo. Good night, everybody. 😴

elmo's tweet image. It's not Elmo's bedtime yet but it's been a long week for Elmo. Good night, everybody. 😴

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Happy Leap Day, everybody! Ribbit ribbit ha ha ha! Elmo Frog loves you. ❤️ #LeapDay

elmo's tweet image. Happy Leap Day, everybody! Ribbit ribbit ha ha ha! Elmo Frog loves you. ❤️ #LeapDay

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karma is a crunchwrap coming straight home to me

Bout to get some Taco Bell!!! then hit everyone up, n see whats poppin tonight



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REMEMBER WHEN YOU HIT THE BRAKES TOO SOON 20 STITCHES IN A HOSPITAL ROOM!

heyjaeee's tweet image. REMEMBER WHEN YOU HIT THE BRAKES TOO SOON 20 STITCHES IN A HOSPITAL ROOM!

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whoever said money can’t buy happiness has clearly never bought taylor swift tickets


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it’s that time of the year

PopCulture2000s's tweet image. it’s that time of the year

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bachelor nation getting ready for two back to back nights of nonsense #TheBachelorette

MoodieforBach's tweet image. bachelor nation getting ready for two back to back nights of nonsense #TheBachelorette

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I don’t know who needs to hear this — but you have a deductible that hasn’t been met yet and that’s why your prescription is higher.


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We're opening 𝙍𝙀𝘿 𝙁𝙍𝙄𝘿𝘼𝙔 by giving away a 10 Game Opening Day Pack! RT this tweet for your chance to win!

Cardinals's tweet image. We're opening 𝙍𝙀𝘿 𝙁𝙍𝙄𝘿𝘼𝙔 by giving away a 10 Game Opening Day Pack!

RT this tweet for your chance to win!

This is the most boring season of Big Brother I’ve EVER watched #BB23


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It’s august 🥰


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If you’re working in a pharmacy right now, don’t wait to cry when you get home. You cry on the clock. You might as well get paid for your mental breakdown.


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This is Maisy. She gets an additional birthday hat for each birthday, and she just turned six. 13/10 not sure how long this can continue

dog_rates's tweet image. This is Maisy. She gets an additional birthday hat for each birthday, and she just turned six. 13/10 not sure how long this can continue
dog_rates's tweet image. This is Maisy. She gets an additional birthday hat for each birthday, and she just turned six. 13/10 not sure how long this can continue
dog_rates's tweet image. This is Maisy. She gets an additional birthday hat for each birthday, and she just turned six. 13/10 not sure how long this can continue
dog_rates's tweet image. This is Maisy. She gets an additional birthday hat for each birthday, and she just turned six. 13/10 not sure how long this can continue

Alex Airheart Reposted

Once you over 25 you don’t need no alarm. Ya problems gon wake you up right on time.


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The mRNA vaccines (Pfizer and Moderna) are kind of brilliant at a science level. I’ve had a few people in my real non-Twitter life ask me to explain how it works so I’m going to try my best here in this thread while I’m waiting for a patient to show.


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get in loser we’re gonna go find his ass at Olive Garden

HAIMtheband's tweet image. get in loser we’re gonna go find his ass at Olive Garden

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Me switching over to the Bachelorette and away from election coverage #TheBachelorette

mynameisntlisa's tweet image. Me switching over to the Bachelorette and away from election coverage 
#TheBachelorette

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