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alan

@alanzeino

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‘Progressive Disclosure’ vs Magic Backticks Who will win this Swift battle

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Shut his ass up real quick lol

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Americans come back from a trip to Australia and say ‘it so nice there’ and never actually realize why it’s so nice


Retroid Pocket 5 in Indigo looks sweet

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The ICC’s decision - moral blindness and shameful stain of historic proportion that will never be forgotten.



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heartwarming: for $200 less than mac mini you can have a microsoft plastic box with no computer at all (with a monthly subscription)

Microsoft has just announced Windows 365 Link, a $349 mini PC that connects to the cloud to stream Windows. The purpose-built device is also a Copilot+ device, with Microsoft bringing Copilot+ features to cloud PCs. Full details below 👇theverge.com/2024/11/19/242…



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It’s increasingly clear that Ellen DeGeneres was an environmentally significant apex predator in the media ecosystem; she’d have extracted all entertainment value from the Hawk Tuah girl in a 3-minute segment and banished her back to anonymity, maintaining ecological balance


RxSwift was a mistake, you don't need this garbage to make apps


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Just watched my 5-year-old son chat with ChatGPT advanced voice mode for over 45 minutes. It started with a question about how cars were made. It explained it in a way that he could understand. He started peppering it with questions. Then he told it about his teacher, and…



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in America the department of efficiency has two bosses.

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you people can’t do anything

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WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (AP) — Trump says he will nominate loyalist Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz to be his attorney general.



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A streamer you’ve never heard of who wasn’t born before any of the Dark Knight movies came out is gonna buy this and hydroplane it into a dog rescue shelter and gain two million subscribers and a Prime sponsorship

Warner Bros is selling 10 “fully functional but not street legal” Tumbler Batmobiles from Christopher Nolan's ‘DARK KNIGHT’ films Each is priced at $3M.

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Americans are so mentally ill hahaha oh no not a glass of wine around kids. A bunch of guns in the house? Ye course no problem proper normal tha, just no crushed fucking grapes, too dangerous

Who drinks wine while playing games with kids?

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americans don’t realise this but their whole country is designed to optimise drunk driving. in australia they will randomly breath test you. bac limit in japan is 0.03 & the speed limit is 30. in NOLA you buy drive thru daiquiris and if you get pulled over it’s a tiktok dance

so like a lot of people in rural and suburban america have to be drunk driving to get home from bars constantly right



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Out of all the ways they blew it, they really fucked up by muzzling this guy

Walz: I have made many new friends. I have learned a lot of new things. I ate way too much food. But I can order doughnuts, people. I can order donuts.



Just got my instructions for January 6

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americans are profoundly stupid lmao

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Yale educated former lobbyist for Bank of America, Lockheed Martin, Wells Fargo, Boeing, BP etc. thinks concerns about the Democratic Party abandoning the working class is "straight up BS" 👇 x.com/harrisonjaime/…

This is straight up BS… Biden was the most-pro worker President of my life time- saved Union pensions, created millions of good paying jobs and even marched in a picket line and some of MVP’s plans would have fundamentally transformed the quality of life and closed the racial…



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