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Alan Reese Reposted

A crucial Gavin Newsom strength is that he looks like a guy who would play the president in a movie which is absolutely key to winning the moron vote


Alan Reese Reposted

“We will be a great league that has two teams from New York City.” In which borough will they play sir? “None. They will play in New Jersey. And approximately 45% of their games will be on national television.” Wow, these two teams must win very often sir. “Almost never.”

JBaileyNFL's tweet image. “We will be a great league that has two teams from New York City.”

In which borough will they play sir?

“None. They will play in New Jersey. And approximately 45% of their games will be on national television.”

Wow, these two teams must win very often sir.

“Almost never.”

Alan Reese Reposted

That trade is so funny man. Went from a guy that despite some box score numbers you could feel his negative impact to a guy that could completely evade the box score and you can still feel the positive impact he’s making on the game

It’s absolutely nuts how much Alex Caruso can effect the game without scoring a single point lol Game high +19, and was legitimately EVERYWHERE #ThunderUp

ThunderChats's tweet image. It’s absolutely nuts how much Alex Caruso can effect the game without scoring a single point lol 

Game high +19, and was legitimately EVERYWHERE 

#ThunderUp


Alan Reese Reposted

This is what it looks like when you celebrate the depth and breadth of college football, when you look past the same few teams and tell other schools they matter

Been to College GameDay a bunch of times through the years, but it’s a hell of a scene in Berkeley this morning. Cal fans showed out at today



Alan Reese Reposted

Herbstreit hammers the importance of a four-year decision; One of Herbstreit's kids transferred from Clemson to Ohio State – because transferring schools is a totally normal, acceptable action. His willingness to walk into these rakes is so strong because he's never held to…

Kirk Herbstreit on GameDay: “We’re all for the players getting paid, but we’re not all for the players having all the control. We went from one extreme where the players didn’t have a lot of control to now the players having all the control.”



Alan Reese Reposted

This is going to sound like I'm lying but when this popped up I said out loud "pfft, who is Wazzu's kicker? Janikowski?" And then their kicker trotted on the field and made me look like the biggest fool in the history of fools

The CW giving Wazzu a rather generous FG Target Line

SickosCommittee's tweet image. The CW giving Wazzu a rather generous FG Target Line


Alan Reese Reposted

Hahahahahahahahahaha Go Bears. Hold that L, Auburn @CalFootball


Alan Reese Reposted

Look at that an emotional altercation without double technicals given. Who would have ever thought.


Alan Reese Reposted

Taco Bell Math will usher in a new wave of class consciousness and pave the way for the revolution

The Beefy Five Layer Burrito was $0.89 in 2009 on release, the same year the federal minimum wage was raised to $7.25/hr. Today that burrito is $3.69, over 4x the original price. Minimum wage is unchanged.

jfosheezy's tweet image. The Beefy Five Layer Burrito was $0.89 in 2009 on release, the same year the federal minimum wage was raised to $7.25/hr. Today that burrito is $3.69, over 4x the original price. Minimum wage is unchanged.


Alan Reese Reposted

Derek Carr is now 17-34-2 against the spread as a favorite in his career, the least profitable QB as a fav in the NFL since 2005 📉

ActionNetworkHQ's tweet image. Derek Carr is now 17-34-2 against the spread as a favorite in his career, the least profitable QB as a fav in the NFL since 2005 📉

Alan Reese Reposted

every day he wakes up and comes up with a new way to make this app worse

X/Twitter plans to replace engagement buttons with gestures such as double tapping to like and swiping to reply

Dexerto's tweet image. X/Twitter plans to replace engagement buttons with gestures such as double tapping to like and swiping to reply
Dexerto's tweet image. X/Twitter plans to replace engagement buttons with gestures such as double tapping to like and swiping to reply


Alan Reese Reposted

anyway ryan leaf calmly explained his point and he’s right. if gameday would stop trying to manufacture drama there’s a good discussion to be had. but instead it’s going to drown out the points by screaming. good work everyone


Alan Reese Reposted

lots of football games on today


Alan Reese Reposted

I know there's video of him being hit and then collapsing to the ground but I just don't believe that's the truth about what happened.

Aaron Rodgers was injured and helped off the field on the first Jets drive vs. the Bills.



Alan Reese Reposted

Jets fans enjoying Aaron Rodgers as their QB

TimBobbys's tweet image. Jets fans enjoying Aaron Rodgers as their QB

Alan Reese Reposted

It’s time for ESPN to retire the BottomLine during games ow.ly/x9EG104TFT4

awfulannouncing's tweet image. It’s time for ESPN to retire the BottomLine during games ow.ly/x9EG104TFT4

Alan Reese Reposted

Hit that man with the "aht....aht......NOPE". Had his old ass looking childish as hell. Embarrassing.

After a judge ruled against him in his criminal contempt case, former Trump advisor Peter Navarro attempts to snatch a "Trump lost" sign from a protester at his press conference.



Alan Reese Reposted

This account has done so much damage to basketball Twitter

Marcus Morris appreciation post (h/t @MookSrBurner )



Alan Reese Reposted

One of the funniest things on earth is when Mike Judge reads lines like this


Alan Reese Reposted

Being released from the shackles of espn and exercising my first amendment rights to finally announce that Barbara walters kicked my ass

Sage Steele says the late Barbara Walters elbowed her into a trash can backstage during an appearance on “The View” variety.com/2023/tv/news/s…



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