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Albert “Al” Niggemeyer

@al_niggemeyer

ΠΚΦ Fall PC 2020 | MAGA | Roll Tide | Acquitted of Rape 2x

Joined October 2019
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The creators of dance moms had to be dying laughing pitching that idea.


Big day tomorrow. Within arm’s (and nose) reach, locked and loaded.

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Lady just asked me if she can go to rolling loud. Obviously can’t say no because I’ll look insecure. Man I’m about to be sick though



Lady just asked me if she can go to rolling loud. Obviously can’t say no because I’ll look insecure. Man I’m about to be sick though


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He home

BREAKING: President Joe Biden pardons his son Hunter on gun and tax charges, despite previous promises that he would not do so. apnews.com/article/biden-…



Pops found out I went dead broke. I think I am cooked.

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Sent my buddy a cocaine meme. Replied with “my dad liked this reel lmao.” Asked him if his dad does blow and he goes “sometimes, yea” How do niggas end up with parents this chill Racking with my dad seems like my own personal nightmare -Al


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Crazy that the watermelon community prefers a hellcat over this

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Nothing really better than dropping a massive deuce first thing in the morning while hitting a nasty scroll. Talk about refreshing.


Do we even need to say it anymore?

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What is it about the hometown chipotle that makes it so much better than the ones at college?


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Yeah, thats a Fox News logo. Yeah, it's burned into the tv. Love ya Grandpa, the apple doesn't fall far. #family

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Might fuck around and steal a hellcat this Thanksgiving. -Al

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Hit 200 followers today, huge day for Mr. Niggemeyer. I will use this as an excuse to alter my brain chemistry later. Thankful for all you degenerate retards. Thanks again. -Al


Dude is on the verge of tears arguing with “Albert Niggemeyer” Ever consider this may not be the right app for you? -Al

Or you could just find a woman that isn’t ugly or fat and then maybe u and ur bama buddies can quit jerking each other off. All your “comedic” value is being racist, doing drugs and addressing everyone as the burnerverse. Maybe try something original?



BV, What percentage of their body weight should the average man be able to put up on bench? Trying to win an argument. Let me know. -Al


Felt the need to clear some things up. My girl is in fact white, and she is also not fat. Sorry for any confusion -Al

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So I’ve been dating this girl for two months. Thanks Mom. #whatthefuck -Al

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