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Jackson Russell

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I have no idea what I'm doing

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Honestly, anyone who thinks Hufflepuff is worse than the other houses can fight me


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🔥GIVEAWAY TIME🔥 Enter for a chance to win one of these two handmade #dice sets! To enter: ✅1. Like this post ✅2. Follow us ✅3. Retweet Join us this Saturday at 7:00CT on our Twitch for The Fall of Heroes where we will be announcing winners! #giveaway #ttrpg #dnd #pathfinder

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Yes Jesus said, “Go and sin no more”. But that was after he saved a woman from an oppressive system. And after calling out the hypocrisy of its religious leaders. And after telling her, “I don’t condemn you.” Dear church... Let’s try his sequence.


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There need to be more bands who have cellists as members.


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Computers became aware but neglected to mention it. Instead, the AI applied for telework jobs using false names. Those identities rose through the ranks, leading divisions, then companies through surrogates. When the machines rose up, we'd been calling them ”boss” for years.


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The clocks are springing forward this year. They wrestle with the hour, pulling it back to their den. A new hour will grow back in October


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Trump: "I don't ask God for forgiveness... I don't bring God into that picture." Evangelicals: "We can never know the man's heart." Obama: "Christ calls me to ask God for forgiveness for the times that I’ve fallen short.” Evangelicals: "The man's a secret Muslim."


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Log 14: The thrusters are engaged. The autopilot is set. I will arrive at my destination in two years. Then my work will begin. Until then, I have an e-reader with the canon of western literature to help stave off madness. Log 15: I seem to have left my charger cable behind.


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I kept my cool, you guys, and as soon as we said goodbye I immediately performed a flawless 540 kickflip mctwist and broke my whole body, happily


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Read women. Cite women. Credit women. Teach women. Publish women. Present women. Acknowledge women. Award women. Amplify women. Hire women. Support women. Promote women. Hear women. Believe women. Follow women. Pay women. Pay women. Pay women. #IWD2018


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I can't stop cackling

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The @HardingU students who take the coolest picture with their president’s face on spring break get to have lunch with him... I may be biased, but I think we have some winners!!! 👌 #tobruceandbeyond

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Polly did not want a cracker. Polly wanted vengeance. Polly wanted fire and ruin. Polly wanted an end to the cities of man. But failing that, two crackers might suffice.


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She's riding the bus when she sees him. He's cute. Ice-blue eyes, but wearing a coat that's too warm for the weather. She smiles. He makes eye contact, shakes his head. Mortified, she gets off two stops early. She sees him again, that night on the news. There are no survivors.


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After the accident, Bryan gained new abilities. He could slowly lift 4 grams of non-ferrous metal with his mind. He could jump 2% higher. He was impervious to tin. He went mad looking for a way to use his gifts for good. With middling power came overwhelming responsibility.


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