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Sir, they’ve just taken out the pentagon

abnortx's tweet image. Sir, they’ve just taken out the pentagon

One’s gotta go

nieltown's tweet image. One’s gotta go


punishing my boss by forgetting to clock in/out so they have to go in and fix my timesheet #girlboss


It's the fact that 3 @ArlingtonPD officers passed me last week while I was changing my tire alone at 11:30 pm and didn't stop to check on me or anything, but when I went back because I dropped something 2 police cars pulled up and questioned me and my friends. Fuck y'all.


How my coworker gonna take credit for an event I came up with…You telling me YOU came up with the murder mystery? Homedog I live on Dateline St. I eat at Murder She Wrote cafe. My mailing address is The First 48


Me: I wonder why my cat always follows me to the bathroom like what’s that about Cat: doesn’t follow me to the bathroom one time Me: oh my god does my cat hate me


Car guys have a certain Amber Alert responsibility we’re not talking about


Throwback to when my friends brother asked me if I wanted to Irish exit with him and then he proceeded to say goodbye to every single person When I asked him why we didn’t Irish exit he said “I did” and that’s when I found out he has no idea wtf an Irish exit is


If there’s one thing about me it’s that I’m gonna remind the people in my life that they are blessed to have me. You’re sad? Why?? I’m literally in your life. You won the friend lottery


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Imo he intervened with what was clearly the will of god

A Florida teen rescued a 7-year-old little leaguer from a dust devil that suddenly appeared.



I will go through thousands of tiktok comments to figure out what’s going on in this clip from a show before I ever think about watching the show


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men when they find out a woman's idea of "let's be friends" is friendship

oakenshielder's tweet image. men when they find out a woman's idea of "let's be friends" is friendship

A woman's idea of "Let just be friends" is "Hey listen to all my problems and keep me company.... While I have se× with someone else."



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CIA has the opportunity to do one of the funniest things in the history of comedy rn

BREAKING: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. says the CIA rigs elections and assassinates leaders who refuse to comply with their agenda.



Trying to figure out why I hated this character and he started wearing a Cornell hat so it all makes sense


Seeing Molly Shannon or Jennifer Coolidge in a show or movie is a really good sign to me


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Can anyone who speaks German translate what this says?

ElectionLegal's tweet image. Can anyone who speaks German translate what this says?

How I look at my tables when I JUST set down their Arnold palmers and they’re already halfway done with them


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May is Volcano Awareness Month. We have volcanoes. You are now aware. See you next May.


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WHERE’S HER GRAMMY??

In honor of Jessica Lange’s 74th birthday, tell us your favorite performance from the actress! 🍿

PopCrave's tweet image. In honor of Jessica Lange’s 74th birthday, tell us your favorite performance from the actress! 🍿


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