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Sir, they’ve just taken out the pentagon
punishing my boss by forgetting to clock in/out so they have to go in and fix my timesheet #girlboss
It's the fact that 3 @ArlingtonPD officers passed me last week while I was changing my tire alone at 11:30 pm and didn't stop to check on me or anything, but when I went back because I dropped something 2 police cars pulled up and questioned me and my friends. Fuck y'all.
How my coworker gonna take credit for an event I came up with…You telling me YOU came up with the murder mystery? Homedog I live on Dateline St. I eat at Murder She Wrote cafe. My mailing address is The First 48
Me: I wonder why my cat always follows me to the bathroom like what’s that about Cat: doesn’t follow me to the bathroom one time Me: oh my god does my cat hate me
Car guys have a certain Amber Alert responsibility we’re not talking about
Throwback to when my friends brother asked me if I wanted to Irish exit with him and then he proceeded to say goodbye to every single person When I asked him why we didn’t Irish exit he said “I did” and that’s when I found out he has no idea wtf an Irish exit is
If there’s one thing about me it’s that I’m gonna remind the people in my life that they are blessed to have me. You’re sad? Why?? I’m literally in your life. You won the friend lottery
Imo he intervened with what was clearly the will of god
A Florida teen rescued a 7-year-old little leaguer from a dust devil that suddenly appeared.
I will go through thousands of tiktok comments to figure out what’s going on in this clip from a show before I ever think about watching the show
men when they find out a woman's idea of "let's be friends" is friendship
A woman's idea of "Let just be friends" is "Hey listen to all my problems and keep me company.... While I have se× with someone else."
CIA has the opportunity to do one of the funniest things in the history of comedy rn
BREAKING: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. says the CIA rigs elections and assassinates leaders who refuse to comply with their agenda.
Trying to figure out why I hated this character and he started wearing a Cornell hat so it all makes sense
Seeing Molly Shannon or Jennifer Coolidge in a show or movie is a really good sign to me
Can anyone who speaks German translate what this says?
How I look at my tables when I JUST set down their Arnold palmers and they’re already halfway done with them
May is Volcano Awareness Month. We have volcanoes. You are now aware. See you next May.
WHERE’S HER GRAMMY??
In honor of Jessica Lange’s 74th birthday, tell us your favorite performance from the actress! 🍿
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