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Tired to do the Will Smit/Jazzy Jeff handshake and people looked at me crazy because they didn’t know what I was doing 😩 sad day
If you ever feel like having kids, just go hang out at the local Golden Corral. You’ll change your mind.
We think Texas Tech coach Chris Beard was answering a question that related to basketball, but aren't really sure anymore ...
Me watching Olympics: “holy shit, impressive!... wow!” Commentators: “Catastrophic mistake done by Sweden here! What were they thinking?!”
Who wants free tickets to Cotton Fest? Share this post and you might win. COTTON FEST - April 20 & 21 Cook's Garage - Lubbock, TX @WilliamCGreen @KoeWetzel @John_Baumann_ @RossCooperMusic cottonfestlubbock.com
I’d rather listen to a dental drill than Cris Collinsworth
I feel like I grew up with Bob Ross as my father, always saying I was a “happy little accident”
Congratulations 90’s babies. We’ve become such alcoholics that they are now marketing Pedialyte as a hangover remedy. Proud of y’all🤘🏼
Me: “The cat doesn’t even know her own name” Mom: “She can read her tag Aaron! I’ve shown her!”
You get sicker than shit than higher than a kite @shitaaronjsay #aaronsdad
*people with babies who are 2 days old* “He definitely has my laugh, but daddies sense of humor. And OMG acts just like me!” Wtf, no the baby still looks like an alien
Me at dinner: “I’m a man, I’m 40.” Random waiter across the restaurant: “MIKE GUNDY!”
When you're in the middle of an exam and the professor is explaining something to someone
It’s evil, it’s diabolical, it’s....lemon scented!
When you know you did a shitty job but you're just proud you finished your assignment
Monday's are just a reminder that you do not have your shit together
Can't wait for thanksgiving. I just love telling all my family members I still don't know what I'm doing with my life.
“That moment [against the Cowboys] was the biggest moment of my career.” ~ @ghost_0836
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