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They can’t even put “Israeli soldiers” here. Instead they become an intriguing new category, “people believed to be soldiers”

In a video verified by Sky News, people believed to be soldiers laugh and one of them sings The Final Countdown as they watch an airstrike on Gaza. Read more here: trib.al/OKYXiwp



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What havoc was this cat wreaking on the streets to warrant a public announcement of his sterilization?

SNIP SNIP---his name is Muffin and he won't be knocking up any pretty young things anymore. Thanks Operation Catnip in Gainesville, FL.

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‘unelected bureaucrat’ bro that’s you

Ramaswamy: We want to go in and slash and burn the bureaucracy to help Americans, stimulate the economy and restore self-governance. The people we elect to run the government, they are not even the ones who run the government anymore, it's these unelected bureaucrats



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*with a visible half chub get home safe, okay?


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Ben & Jerry’s has sued its parent company Unilever for allegedly silencing its attempts to express support for Palestinian refugees and threatening to dismantle its board and sue its members over the issue. (Reuters)

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From the beer to the keys to the car to the trees


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every trump appointment is like "Donald Trump has appointed the Grinch as director of the Department of Christmas"


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you know what they say

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me: (stealing a womans purse and scampering away) hehehehehe! woman: oh my god! that disgusting ghoul just stole my belonging!! me: (fighting back tears while slipping into a crevice)


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The movie is terrible but also if you ran into a random woman that really inexplicably loves the live-action Dragonball movie, she's probably awesome

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there is a real problem for young white men in todays culture. the only thing that they can do to get approval from society is to unexpectedly order food in perfect mandarin


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Latest obsession is the crumbl cookies subreddit. Everyone on there HATES the cookies, but they still them all every week. They're the most pissed off people on the planet.

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crazy how mkbhd pivoted to running over kids at 96mph in 35 zone (while also trying to cover it up) after failing to sell a wallpaper subscription

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when I have a bad Thursday:

Some bar, somewhere, is going to feel the heat tonight…

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A petty way Biden could slow Trump's first 100 days would be issuing an executive order that EOs have to be typed out by the president themself with witnesses but no help. Trump would obviously reverse it right away, but to do so he'd have to spend a few hours on microsoft word


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One of my favorite bits of trivia is that Trump doesn’t grasp the concept of “time zones.”

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This cartoon is from 1996, and Kamala still managed to unironically campaign on three of the four panels in 2024.

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suddenly this makes a lot of sense

REVEALED: Women will be having more sex with ROBOTS than men by 2025 thesun.uk/6019BvkRf

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He's not wrong


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