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@_protejay_

if my twitter seems like a cry for help, that’s because it is.

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to whom it may concern, i’m coming out as nb/genderfluid and going by jay now. thanks for your understanding. regards, jay hurley they/them/theirs


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the worm in RFK’s brain on his way to day one as deputy health secretary

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If a medium can talk to the dead imagine what a large could do


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The latest US literacy stats have just dropped and they are every bit as grim as you might imagine. "Approximately 50% of Americans read so poorly that they are unable to perform simple tasks such as reading prescription drug labels"

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Tina and Bette will find each other in every lifetime

Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris after the election results

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“I voted for him for cheap groceries”

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United States gender reveal tomorrow, I hope it’s a girl 🩷🤣


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A lot of queer people lead Italian lives


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THE FUCKING ZOO WHO DID THE CT SCAN REPLIED TO MY POST??!!

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Random animals getting x-rays is my favorite genre of image, I mean look at this thing.......pathetic

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Me trying to get into the Uber after 9 drinks


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this is the greed they speak of in the bible


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giving the worst essay I’ve ever read in my life a 70% >>>>>>>>


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how you a masc lesbian and you transphobic?? bitch that’s your cousin 😭😭


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just voted

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how am i supposed to dress for a low in the 40s and a high of 81


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(Watching the MNBA for the first time) So ur telling me NONE of these players kiss???


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not these elementary school kids voting to name their school after the butch lesbian janitor who does the work of five men 😭

They named a new elementary school building in Missouri after the janitor at their school. This rocks so much



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Winning the men’s and women’s 100m dash in the same event cause I have a gender surgery pit crew.


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