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HALA MADRID!!!!! SUIIIIIIIIIIIIUH!!!! WHAT A NIGHT!!!! WHAT A SEASON!!! WHAT A SQUAD!!!! .... & WHAT A CAKE!!!!

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This guy needs to kill himself

big thank you to my top spender for being there since the beginning 🫶🏻

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Oh maaaan. I was looking forward to tomorrow's game!

BREAKING: Luka has a wrist injury and he will miss time… #MFFL

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Elon a bigger man than me. I would have never let this tweet go

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Dude literally said: Autobots, roll out 😂😂😂


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Refusing to be spied upon is antisemitic.


1. You wish you had players like that 2. If you had Ramos on your team and you wanted to get rid of him, you better sleep at night with your eyes open.

It's been 6 years and they're still trying to gaslight us. Salah grabbed on to Ramos when he was losing the duel. Got himself injured. 👍🏻



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Today I learned that the Swedish word for speed is fart

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who is this KING 🤍

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Debut W

I love these mfs

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WE BACK

HOLY SH*T LUKA MAGIC 🪄🤯 #MFFL x.com/HOODH3RO/statu…



*Ratan Tata dies* Me: Oh man. He was such a nice guy. Twitter: *hold my beer*

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Yesssuuurrrr

We've come a LONG way

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Hypertension and contract extension.

Real Madrid have announced Carvajal's contract extension just a few hours after his devastating ACL injury. Madrid have honored the agreement they had reached with Carvajal. This is what señorío truly means. More 👇 managingmadrid.com/2024/10/6/2426…



HAHAHAHA I LOVE THE INTERNET

the panels app is very poorly made and all payments are verified on client side links to all wallpapers (hd/sd) are preloaded right after the app is launched, all you need are basic mitm skills to get them for free. the file with links isn’t authenticated or protected *at all*



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Indian startup Dotpe, that raised ~$100M to build point of sale systems for restaurants left their entire API fully public. A clever hacker found out the most ordered thing at every Social in India. And did a prank to order what he wanted for a person next to him! Zero auth.

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Who in the fuck is paying $50 for phone wallpapers in 2024? I get mine for free from Twitter.

I'll be honest, I just lost a bit of respect for Marques -Immediately asks to track app activity -Also tracks location -Has terrible design and animations -Ads are absolutely everywhere -$50/yr subscription -The wallpapers aren't even that good

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Seb said it best years ago.

Max Verstappen woke up this morning and decided to tell the truth. twitter.com/F1Passion12154…



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The Idol: 1 Better Call Saul: 0

‘THE IDOL’ is officially an Emmy-winning show.

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MADNESS

I am proud to say that we have broke the Guinness World Record for Most Pull-Ups in 24 hours with 9,250 reps. Special thanks to everyone who donated to Project Purple. #guinnessworldrecord #mostpullups24hours

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