I'll chew the red pill instead. I won't even have to drink with water

God is great.

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🐐 GOATS Horde Campaign: S Gang Takeover - Show Your GOATS Pride! It’s time for GOATS to give back to the community! The S gang’s moment is here, and we’re handing out rewards to those who step up. Ready to stack some $TON? 🔥 Mission: 1️⃣ Come to t.me/realgoats_bot/… and…

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GM GOATS! 🐐💎 First mission of the day? SEND IT into GOATS TON Faucet Frenzy Phase 5! 🚀💦 💰 50 $TON up for grabs for the next 100 $MAJOR degen legends! Don’t sleep on your FREE $TON! ⏳ Less than 24 hours till this frenzy shuts down! ⚡️ Stack your $GOATS, print that…

GM GOATS! 🐐🔥 It’s a new month, and October is about to be ALL GOATS, baby! 😤💥 We’ve been dropping hints... but here’s the real alpha: we’re revamping an old feature and making it 100x cooler! 🚀😎 You’re not ready for what’s coming! To make this beastly update smoother,…

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TON FAUCET FRENZY PHASE 5: $MAJOR TAKEOVER 🪙💥 Ready to stack up? $MAJOR gang, this is your golden moment! GOATS are dropping FREE $TON to fuel your bags before the $MAJOR storm hits! 🤑🔥 💎 50 $TON waiting for 100 degen $MAJOR hustlers who are hungry enough to grab it! ⏳…

🚨 LESS THAN 1 HOUR LEFT! 🚨 TON Faucet Frenzy Phase 4 is about to hit the finish line! ⏳🐐💨 7,179,047 maniacs are already deep in the chaos—are you gonna let ‘em out-degen you?! ⚡️💀 $CATS fam, this is your FINAL shot to grab that $TON! Be QUICK or eat dust! 😼💥 Wanna…

How’s your weekend, GOATS? 😎 Chilling and healing, but you better not forget to stack that $GOATS bag EVERY day 💰🔥 🚨Important Reminder🚨: TON Faucet Frenzy Phase 4 ends in less than 24 HOURS! ⏳ $CATS fam, you don’t wanna miss out on this degen action 🐱💸 Come snatch…

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GOATS x OKX EXCLUSIVE EVENT 🐐💥 GOATS fam, this is your moment to shine! 🐐🔥 A huge 25,000 USDT Prize Pool and 10,000 $GOATS are waiting, and it’s all up for grabs! 💰💥 Complete the missions and claim your treasure! 🏴‍☠️ How to join: 1⃣ Join here: okx.com/campaigns/goat… and…

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🚨 1 HOUR LEFT! 🚨 TON Faucet Frenzy Phase 3 is about to wrap! ⏳🐐💨 With 8,344,234 participants already in the mix, it’s time to bring that degen energy! ⚡️ $HMSTR fam, it’s your LAST chance to dive in! Be QUICK or be left in the dust! 🐹💥 Want that sweet $TON? Be $GOATS…

TON FAUCET FRENZY PHASE 4: IT'S $CATS TIME, FAM! 😼💥 Yo $CATS gang, the time’s NOW! GOATS are throwin’ down some FREE $TON to fire up your stacks before the Cats show coming! 🤑🔥 Cats don’t just roll, we TAKE OVER! 💎 50 $TON in the pot for 100 degen $CATS warriors ready to…

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