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miranda

@_miran_duh

you can’t surprise a gemini

Joined July 2019
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can u at least buy me a Baja blast before you blast my vaja


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Yippee!

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The conductor on The Polar Express when the hot chocolate comes out


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weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious like wtf was that


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from a young age i knew everybody was wrong and i was right


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Being easily laughable is soooo funnnnn. Everyone’s like. That wasn’t even funny. Like okay whatever. I’m the most joyous one here


i need the internet to stop pushing Paul Mescal on me. I’ve already been feigning for this man since I saw him on Normal People and I cannot handle him not being in my bed at all times


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unfortunately my parents are emotionally immature so i’m hyper independent and won’t admit i need help until i’m about to fall apart


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Goated

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if you’re the fucker who told me “the word you’re looking for is excuse me” when I was trying to leave green velvet AND SAID “excuse me, sorry” TO EVERYONE meet me outside right fucking now so I can fuck you up


just found out my older brother had girls writing him love letters in middle school “I can’t wait to talk a shower with you” IN MIDDLE SCHOOL


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Me when people come over

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If you take my train away from me I will do January 6th at the Astros front office

Big update from Jim Crane on the fate of the train atop what is now Daikin Park: “We do have something we’re working on and we’ll show it Opening Day.”

mshap2's tweet image. Big update from Jim Crane on the fate of the train atop what is now Daikin Park:

“We do have something we’re working on and we’ll show it Opening Day.”


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some girl said “I went to an Iron Maiden concert, it’s like this really old band” and omg it made me feel so old for only being 27


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Saw this diva last night during a walk through Lincoln Park

trobo11's tweet image. Saw this diva last night during a walk through Lincoln Park

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This is Donald Trump's America. Are you happy Republicans?

EvanAKilgore's tweet image. This is Donald Trump's America.

Are you happy Republicans?

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We are in a crush recession!!!! There’s no one to have a crush on 😭


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it’s so stupid how the tiniest thing can break my heart or ruin my mood like i didn’t ask to be this sensitive


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