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โ€œav no been an extra small since a was a scan inside ma maws bellyโ€


anxiety is a fuckin nightmare. am getting ma flat painted and am 99.99999% sure Iโ€™ve told him to paint the wrong wall blue so am sat in my room rattled was the fear thinking ma perfectly planned design for ma gaff is in tatters and a refuse to do anything about it :D


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last time me n shanny couldnโ€™t finish a film because she said the wee lassie in it looked lit kevin bridges n weโ€™ve just sat doon wae our mcdees tae watch a film n the killer is a fisherman and shanny goes aw there he is big mcfillet a fisherman n thatโ€™s us buckled again a cba :)


i only miss you when am breathin

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shanny has booked in to stay at the radisson for a few nights to detox n I said a would meet her tomorrow for dinner if she wanted and she literally said โ€œnaw a wonโ€™t be leaving my room tomorrowโ€ :))) sorry tae fuckin bother London Tipton


apparently 17 minutes is the only time am getting to accept ma daโ€™s invite for lunch

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a can actually hear this picture a cba

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The diets gawn well x

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chirpy chirpy cheep cheep chirp


mcdonaldโ€™s: we are now open for breakfast me:

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happy birthday bitch ๐Ÿ’œ cheers for being the sinitta to my simon x

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A wee birthday beat, am old now ๐Ÿ’œ

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Am absolutely mortified the guy came out to fix Dylanโ€™s bath and obvs the guy was trying to make chat and asked if Dylan lived alone and Dylanโ€™s goes โ€˜naw just me and the mrsโ€™ :) a wanty die


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Me n Dylan are looking into getting a king size bed and ones called a superking and he goes โ€˜imagine it arrived n it was just wan big fagโ€™ :))) am moving oot


done yourself a belter there maw

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Dylan or the former miss GB we will never know x

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madonna is really missing a trick no opening a chain of kebab shops called madonners btw


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