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dead apples

@_dead_apples_

Just a little trashcan full of terrible jokes. They/Them/He/Him

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For shocktober this year @sallie_ai took over my body (@indeimaus @milkgrrl @mechabunnie are all the creators behind Sallie and are super talented, check out Maus' channel for spooky Sallie content and merch)

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"you live in a progressive area, you'll be fine"

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‘you live in a progressive area, you’ll be fine’ it’s not just about me, it was NEVER just about me. it should never just be about you.



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good fucking luck americans


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bags with threatening auras

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Having evil behavior urges. Won’t act out because I’m extremely well adjusted and normal

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I did laugh when Gaga made Joker put makeup on before she’d have sex with him. Haus Labs IS available at the Gotham Sephora!!!!


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beware of this bunny 🔫

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tested positive for gay this morning

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When you're struggling to endure all the horrors, but it's also Pride Month.

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The only thing that snapped me out of how depressed I am today was a car crashing into a tree just a few yards away from my window Sign from the universe? Who knows


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the last of us writers were like “hey joel needs a car. what if we write the most touching and heartbreaking hour of television in the world”


Nick Offermans character in TLOU is perfect I’m so happy he’s playing this part


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porn is actually very holesome


If one more person slams a door at my job I’m actually going to lose my mind


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