God, grant me the strength to provide shareholder value today as you provide shareholder value to me forever and always. Amen.
This all part of a general vibe shit away from the gay (butt fixation) to the classically heterosexual (big milkers)
We’re entering the era of tight juggy baddies and I am here for it
Elon wants to raise the birthrate but still hires women. Giant L.
So they made a film about Hitler, & it didn't go quite to plan..... Look at those strangely authentic sentiments....
Weekend reminder from our new HHS secretary
Bro it looks like they just released Joe Biden into the wild 😭😂😂
"We will use NUCLEAR weapons if a mass enemy missile or UAV is launched towards Russia, or when these weapons cross into Russian territory" -Vladimir Putin
RFK Jr. resetting his palate after eating a happy meal on Trump Force One.
Peter Thiel: I didn't want to believe Elon but then it was the sense in which I felt he was correct: if Trump could not win in 2024 against The Machine, The Machine would always win — And if The Machine always wins, you no longer have a democracy. If The Machine could defeat…
Which one would do a better job of deciding interest rates?
Babe wake up, Elon’s special interest just became the Federal Reserve
>get invited to dinner with coworkers >ask if theyre serving goyslop or zogchow >they dont understand >pull out illustrated diagram showing the difference betwen goyslop and zogchow >”haha, its a good dinner bro” >agree to go to the dinner >its zogchow
Making RFK Jr eat a Big Mac to solidify his loyalty is like when Saddam made half the party shoot the other half
We’re making a big change to immigration in Canada. Here’s why: youtu.be/vOB7-dbYuCc
Saylor: "I've bought 279,420 Bitcoin now worth $25 Billion and now I'm stuck on stage with an asshole who claims he met Satoshi in 1993." Fckn priceless! 😂
Oh my god Saylor’s face when Scottie Pippen claims he met Satoshi “back in 1993.”
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