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Razor (Deceased)

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This Pokemon now knows something of great value. A life well-lived is followed by peace.

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“Come. Listen to an ode from a Pokemon bard. Fatten yourself with poetry akin to lard.”


Razor had left his loved ones with a heavy heart. Then, he drifted into the unknown, forevermore.


He had led an interesting life. At least, he thought so.


After a night of poetry, both sung and written, the Pokemon called Razor didn't wake up to see the morning light.


The owner of said poems could be found a few feet away from the tree-house. He had went peacefully, lying in his hammock with closed eyes.


..which were scattered about the floor in a dusty jumble.


After a few days, it would become evident that Razor's home, lodged in the treetops, was nearly vacant, devoid of him but not his poems..


#ImAnArtistBecause: "There is simply too much beauty in this world."


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Life before Battle Royal.

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The Ark, shrouded in an unusually thick mane of fluff, looked out at the landscape, ignoring the chilly winds which caused him slight upset.


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H y e n a s.

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Razor opted to throw his hat in the ring. He then gave his best attempt at a howl.


“Chilly winds and frosted fur.”


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Literally Every Important Character Doing the Team Skull Grunt Walk


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Smoking weed. Correction: Smoking my long lost Leafeon fam.


“Very well. We must suite ourselves.”


“Think of the passionate embers you two can make together..”


“Igneous. Perhaps you need to seek out a fellow Fire Type to cuddle with?”


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Nevertheless it seems clear that happiness needs the addition of external goods; for it is difficult to do fine deeds without any resources.


“Okay. I'm terribly sorry then.”


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