Razor (Deceased)
@ZoroarkPoetThis Pokemon now knows something of great value. A life well-lived is followed by peace.
“Come. Listen to an ode from a Pokemon bard. Fatten yourself with poetry akin to lard.”
Razor had left his loved ones with a heavy heart. Then, he drifted into the unknown, forevermore.
He had led an interesting life. At least, he thought so.
After a night of poetry, both sung and written, the Pokemon called Razor didn't wake up to see the morning light.
The owner of said poems could be found a few feet away from the tree-house. He had went peacefully, lying in his hammock with closed eyes.
..which were scattered about the floor in a dusty jumble.
After a few days, it would become evident that Razor's home, lodged in the treetops, was nearly vacant, devoid of him but not his poems..
The Ark, shrouded in an unusually thick mane of fluff, looked out at the landscape, ignoring the chilly winds which caused him slight upset.
Razor opted to throw his hat in the ring. He then gave his best attempt at a howl.
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Smoking weed. Correction: Smoking my long lost Leafeon fam.
“Think of the passionate embers you two can make together..”
“Igneous. Perhaps you need to seek out a fellow Fire Type to cuddle with?”
Nevertheless it seems clear that happiness needs the addition of external goods; for it is difficult to do fine deeds without any resources.
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