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Let’s start off with an easy one. RT this with your $cashtag and your guess on how the coin will fall. If the toss is tails we’ll give away some real coin. Must follow @cashapp to win #CashAppBitcoinChallenge


Zane Reposted

Maybe your purpose on this planet isn't on this planet. go.usa.gov/xvwZ9


Zane Reposted

a NSFW blog but instead of porn it’s just pictures of unsafe work practices


My strategy to save money is to literally not leave my apartment for the whole weekend. Wish me luck.


I want someone to love me the way Tom Brady loves everyone who isn’t his wife...

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Going into 2019 can we stop ordering steak ‘Medium-Rare?’ There is only ‘Medium’ and ‘Rare’ and your expectation is actually one of the two so pick a side.


Unrelatable Zane: Weekends when Im not working feel like I’ve been benched on the team for a game.


I thought I could try to defrost and cook chicken an hour before work...now I’m in a race against time with raw chicken lightly seared on the outside


“I’m gonna be really productive today” *spends the next hour making a Pop Punk Playlist for the nostalgia*


I hate eating fruit so I just make smoothies to force myself to be a healthy and functioning adult. I wonder what other things that I hate in my life that I could smoothie...like waking up before sunrise, paying taxes, or people that spoil movie plots


Is it really a life crisis if you’re not awake at 1am listening to Brand New?


Do you ever wonder why its not called “Teeth Paste?” Most people brush more than one tooth at a time.


Talking myself off the ledge from buying a Nintendo Switch is becoming a daily occurrence now


Why is sleeping 16 hours in a day easy when I want to avoid social situations but completely impossible when I want to intenally switch my body to the least social work schedule.


I’m doubling back tonight & switching to mids the next two weeks if anyone wants to know why I’m suddenly only responding to messages between the hours exclusively reserved for drunk texts & booty calls.


So now that Swayze’s is closeing do I have to get back on Twitter, be all nostalgic, and go to the last show?


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