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Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs
The almighty Joko has spoken
Things that are gay: - taking naps - having friends - smoking weed - hot gay ball-slapping sex - breathing air
BREAKING NEWS: The CDC has just announced that 99% of men who play Animal Crossing are at risk of contracting fat cock syndrome
My 30 year old pregnant sister: “Isn’t this crazy? I have a baby in my belly with a pee pee.” Me: My 30 year old pregnant sister: “There’s a pee pee in my belly.” Me: “Shann, I just want to eat my breakfast.”
Sometimes all you need in life is to play Animal Crossing for 3 hours and only catch fish, it does the soul good.
I am 500% down to do whatever it takes to save the planet and reduce global warming, but paper straws can eat a bag of dicks.
I just saw a Mike Bloomberg campaign ad that mentioned that he would help save species by helping to end climate change, and I love the idea of that. I however will not be voting for him because this poor excuse of a human mentioned that one of those species was a sea turtle.
How I will become the president and ultimately, ruler of the world: 1. Dairy 2. Roll for damage 3. Take over world using step 1 and 2 repeatedly 4. Olympics 5. War on turtles
Just a reminder that all turtles are stupid and one of the dumbest animals on the planet.
can I get a boob job and write it off my taxes as a work expense if I start streaming with facecam?
We love when we forget our sister has a friend over and they see us in our underwear
If it ever comes down to saving turtles or using plastic straws, I will wipe out the entire turtle population with my own hands
If Iran thinks they even have a chance I just hope they know my car insurance is through The General
[getting robbed] me: [doin finger guns] ay help yourself robber: [doin real guns] shut the fuck up me: right
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