YourFavoriteMike
@YerFavoriteMikeElon Musk hate account. Cholesterol enthusiast. Peaked early.
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I’m becoming comfortable with the idea of companies using things I post on social media to train their AI models, because anything of mine they use is only going to make their product WORSE.
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Laura Loomer is to investigative journalism what dogs are to eating chocolate. They really really want you to believe that they can, but they can’t. They just fucking can’t. And to allow them to try is just irresponsible.
(•_•) <) )╯Kevin Sorbo / \ \(•_•) ( (> can suck / \ (•_•) <) )> my balls / uu \
Angel Hernandez retiring from umpiring is one of the most joyous moments in all my years of watching any sport.
“Top” and “Bottom” are such outdated terms. In the bedroom, are you Cash or are you a Check?
I was ordering lunch, the person asked me for my name and for like 1.5 seconds I COULDN’T FUCKING REMEMBER. It’s over. My time is up. Send me to a farm upstate.
I’ve never had a member of congress get removed for disrupting one of my theatrical productions before, which I find quite frustrating, because I pride myself on providing a performance that you can fuck to.
It’s been like two years, but screw it. Gonna do a lil’ stream Saturday afternoon/evening. Come watch it. Or don’t. You’re in charge of your own life, champ, and I support your choices.
If Rick Springfield wants Jessie’s girl so badly, maybe he should take the time to learn her fucking name and stop just referring to her as another dude’s possession.
What fake D&D class are you based on the last 4 digits of your Social Security Number? 0000- Somnambulist 0001- Sewage Mage 0002- Gungler 0003- Erotic Masseuse/Masseur 0004- Sous Chef 0005- Beekeeper 0006- Piss Baby 0007- Semiprofessional Bowler 0008- Presbyterian (1/1,250)
Had to return my new reciprocating saw to the store. I told it I loved it and it didn’t say anything in return, it must be defective.
made a vidya i still see some of these fusions in my nightmares youtu.be/_fsgYR1iCTw
Man, I at least hope my bunkmate at Government Mandated Gay Sex Summer Camp is cute. Just because I’m not gay doesn’t mean I’m about to settle 😤
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You can tell someone else prepared this tweet for Senator Grassley because it’s not a picture of him standing in a hallway with an entire unshucked ear of corn stuck on a giant fork, simply captioned “vegtibles”
I believe the FBI possesses an unclassified internal document that includes very serious & detailed allegations implicating the current President of the United States. What we don’t know is what, if anything, the FBI has done to verify these claims or investigate further
Not sure about y’all, but since they rolled out Twitter Blue, tweets from subscribers have definitely not been prioritized for me, if anything I find more checkmarks near the BOTTOM of replies. But sure, enjoy your $8 subscription to a glorified digital bumper sticker, bozo.
I’m at Red Lobster choking to death on a cheddar bay biscuit. One of the servers is attempting, unsuccessfully, to save me using the Heimlich maneuver. As the darkness claims me, with a final biscuit-tinged breath, I hoarsely whisper my last words on this earth: “Skill… issue…”
i'm not gonna lie i just discovered the term skill issue and now i'm going to incorporate it into everything i say
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