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Over on Facebook, your Aunt is sharing a missing persons post from 2016 for a guy that's already been found. Followed by a cheese dip recipe
what’s the opposite of the zoomies. that’s what i have
one of the craziest parts of being alive right now is that you can be simultaneously thriving & crumbling at the exact same time it's truly wild bro
I'm so impressed with left handed people, like idk why you'd get into that kind of thing but I respect it a lot
My 5 YO got in the car this morning to go to school and asked if we “should roll the windows down and party” and I think I need to approach everything with that level of energy from now on.
Todays yoga pose is Downward Spiral
Mariah Carey beginning with “I don’t want a lot for Christmas” and then revealing she wants “you” is such a good burn
always one piece of spaghetti in the pot the next day just like
when the microwave does the passive aggressive double beep when you forget your food .. i just wanna know which bills you pay to be taking that tone with me
“omg i could never poop in a public bathroom” bby i just pulled over at a random library to poop i am a hot girl with stomach issues and i cannot relate
me: god, why must you give me your hardest battles god: i don't. you are my weakest soldier and these battles are so easy. it's an email why are you crying
Wife [knocking on bathroom door]: hurry up, we're meeting my parents in 10 minutes Me [stepping into bath holding a toaster]: almost ready
Don’t invite me to yo crib if yo couch peeling because imma peel it some more when you not looking
Red Bull tastes like if gasoline was a berry
No that’s my emotional support rotting bag of spinach
So frustrating that both exercise and alcohol delete anxiety and one is so much easier and more enjoyable
me: [snuggled in bed] oh wow this is nice legs: omg so warm feet: omg so warm hands: omg so warm bladder: hey guys
gay people be like “i’m gonna dress hot and cause problems tonight” and then go out and just get overstimulated and have an anxiety attack (i’m, and i cannot stress this enough, gay people)
Attachment styles: - Secure - Anxious/avoidant - .doc - .pdf - Link to shared drive - Everything in a big zip file - In an email 5 minutes later apologizing for forgetting the attachment
aladdin: I can show you the world jasmine: ok aladdin: lets just fly around the city we live in though
sorry i unpacked all my trauma do you still want to kiss
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