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@Yahweh_Himself

Yo, all-time creator of the universe here, no need to thank me ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ

Joined May 2024
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โ—๏ธโš ๏ธโ—๏ธ Earth Update โ—๏ธโš ๏ธโ—๏ธ - Banned BMWs from some roads in the winter

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Yes.

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They know what they didโ€ฆ

wtf did short people do

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โ—๏ธโš ๏ธโ—๏ธ Earth Update โ—๏ธโš ๏ธโ—๏ธ - Added a new location to the game

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Hmmmโ€ฆ that probably explains it. You see this is the underworld, and given how youโ€™re not not dead Iโ€™m guessing youโ€™re not supposed to be hereโ€ฆ just take a left at the bridge over there and teleport your soul to the nearest village. *points to behind you.*

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Hay. *Said a figure along the shore* you donโ€™t look like youโ€™re from around here? *The man said, running up to him with immense speed* Names Hermes, messenger God of speed at your service! What brings you here?

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Take this map and this weapon! Follow the paths to fight the wicked Hydra, and save the elfin village as your first task! Good luck! *The cyclops said disappearing before he hands lime a map in a literal mini gun*

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Lm: Ah ok- *Lime is still very confused*



โ€œYou have entered the world of Greek DND! And if you complete the quest. Your gun shall be enchanted and you will have earned your freedom!โ€ *The cyclops said, he cartoonishly, pulled out a book and obviously was reading along with it*

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Lm: Hello..? *lime seems confused, trying to get a general idea of his surroundings*



*A cyclops approaches you* greetings young traveler! My name is Anax, and welcome to my humble home.

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Lm: AAAAA- *Bro hits the ground rather hard* Lm: ow-



Injoy! *The name said disappearing after he hands lime with a box*

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Lm: Hm..? I'm not expecting anything- *There just standing at the door, with the door open holding out there arms for the box*



*Walking sound* hello? Package for a Mr. Lime?

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(@Yahweh_Himself) *Lime is just, chillin, Plotting.*



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