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Whitlow Lorilee

@WhitlowLorilee

Heaven on earth is a choice you must make, not a place we must find. -Wayne Dyer

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Getting a text from that special someone right when you've felt like they forgot about you. 25,


Crush: "Hey (:" Me: *Retard Mode, activated* 30,


Those nights where you have second thoughts about everything and nothing feels right.


Unplanned adventures are the best.


I look at my best friend and think: why the fuck do I love this retard?


Don't like me? here's the thing... I don't give a shit.


Cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer.


I'm curious if China has fancy plates called America.


If there was an award for laziness, I'd send someone to pick it up for me.


Your ex asking to be friends after a break up is like... Kidnappers asking you to "keep in touch" after letting you go.


I stole from the bakery this morning. It was a piece of cake ^_^


Dear Monsters Inc, Well this is awkward ... Sincerely, I thought this was the door to Narnia.


After i say "whatever", all the shit you say after that is irrelevant.


I wanna write "I miss you" on a rock then throw it to your face, so you can feel how missing you hurts.


RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE: 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support and your scrolling with your thumb! Rt if I'm right^_^


A person hates you for 1 of 3 reasons. 1) They want to be you 2) They hate themselves 3) They see you as a threat.


What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke.


That moment when you walk through a spider web, and suddenly turn into a damn karate master.


I want to be an astronaut when I grow up. What high hopes you have!


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