"I love steatopygia and I cannot lie." - SirMixALot if he were me, in a parallel world where the song was made about South African queens, as it should've been.
I just want a tub of McFlurry. On a cold day. And to share it cuddling with my thick ass goth-slash-fairy-princess hotep bitch watching reruns of Martin snug asff in a toasty fleece by the fire. And for that to be eternity. And to never grow bored of it. That's all I ask. àṣẹ.
Y'all only got lil dicks coz you tightassed all day. Clear them first two chakras fully and thoroughly. Thank me later
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