David! In the Punitentiary
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god please let the funniest thing in american history by far ever happen
New York State could Force Trump to live in a jail cell for the entire 4 years of his Presidency.
UK exit polls: bing bong, here’s the prime minister US exit polls: is it better to be loved or feared? Give your answer to the nearest cubit
if the nyt workers are able to successfully prevent the needle from being published it will be one of the greatest achievements for organized labor since the invention of the weekend
As a result, I do not know whether we will be able to publish the needle. There are good reasons to bet against it, though perhaps there are scenarios where things are running super smoothly; alternately, we hit bugs at the start and there's no chance.
Just left the polling place and they’re…clapping? They’re saying I was the best voter and I was so easy to work with and listened to the instructions so well and I made all the correct choices and no ones ever done it as well as me before. The poll worker lady is crying
the smiley face is because they're all having a good crime time :)
Puff & Eric Adams gotta recreate this picture with the key to their jail cell
It's insane that Eric Adams is the first sitting NYC Mayor to be indicted on criminal charges, that's like being the first sitting mayor of Mouse City to eat cheese
They're in Barrow, Alaska @jltgonmyphone atlasobscura.com/places/barrow-…
Started at the b̶o̶t̶t̶o̶m̶ top now we (still) here because the game actually doesn’t start for five minutes
With covid cases rising in NYC, important reminder: If you test positive on a covid home test, you can call NYC’s covid hotline to request paxlovid—with same-day home delivery. Call 212-COVID19. Available regardless of ability to pay or insurance status.
"Getting sober is fatphobic" "Why didn't barbie mention Lockheed Martin" "Swifties have appropriated Rave Culture" You jolt awake, your purple cloak missing, sword in your shaking hand, you are Constantine XI Palaeologus and the Ottoman Janissaries have made it over the walls.
worst timeline ever continues blithely newrepublic.com/article/173987…
I’m sorry, there is so much to say, and I am boiling with rage daily, but am I to understand that the Supreme Court????sided with the homophobic website designer???? even though the only gay couple who ever requested her 🤮 website services 🤮 was a COMPLETE FABRICATION ???????
So they sponsored a trans woman, then, when conservatives boycotted because a trans woman existing is the worst thing in the universe to them, Bud Light didn’t stand by her at all. Now the entire political spectrum hates them. Amazing marketing.
Trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney revealed that Bud Light never reached out to her, as far-right creeps made her fear for her safety. @prem_thakker writes: trib.al/KZTlDiC
More context on @CarlHeastie refusing to bring Sammy’s Law to a vote — which has overwhelming support and would allow NYC to set its own speed limits and save countless lives
Governor Hochul wants Sammy's Law. Mayor Adams wants Sammy's Law. The NYC Council wants Sammy's Law. NYC DOT wants Sammy's Law. The State Senate passed Sammy's Law. A majority of NYC assemblymembers co-sponsored Sammy's Law. Speaker Heastie, what will it take?
More context on @NYCMayor @NYC_DOT caving on bus lanes and prioritizing a minority of people using the most selfish / deadly / toxic transportation mode in cities (cars):
The @nyc_dot's plan to not do a busway on Fordham Road is very disappointing to advocates, residents and, of course, bus riders themselves. @RidersAlliance nyc.streetsblog.org/2023/06/07/dot…
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