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darth emily

@VollEmily

social media coordinator and board member of @bagstobeds (All opinions on this page are my own and do not reflect the BTB organization)

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Happy New Year everyone! This past weekend we handed out 31 mats with the @BigGreenBusSLC This past year we were able to hand out a total of about 77 mats, thanks to all of your hard work. Thank you to everyone who volunteered with us in 2020! #volunteerutah

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If we ever go back to the office I’m really gonna miss putting myself on mute to fart


Day 437 of quarantine, I’m out here taking photos of my fish in portrait mode on my lunch break #WorkFromHomeLife


Never forget the time in middle school where I made my parents take me to the doctor because I was convinced I was ashmastic and the doctor told me that I was just in terrible shape


I hope your morning isn’t going as poorly as my buddy’s is

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Me trying to impress someone: oh yeah I’m totally into action movies

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My best friend decided to become vegetarian for the environment which is all fun and games until you realize her farts could kill a mildly sick peasant #help


My go to thing is arriving 15 minutes early places so I can sit in my car decide if I actually want to attend said social event


And y’all didn’t think I was actually dumb enough to line my cap with my parking tickets 🙄

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“How’s graduation going?”

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A couple days ago I literally FAINTED from stress lmao wtf don’t y’all love some higher education?!?

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First of all, @HBO HOW dAre you put one of the best episodes during finals week, we both know I didn’t get any studying done yesterday #whoops


Bold of my professor to assume I am capable of simple math and do not in fact need a calculator for his final


I lost my stapler so I have been using medical tape and sheer willpower to hold all my assignments together. I’m not sure what this means for me and my life but I’m pretty sure this means it’s not going well


Me reading 5 chapters in a book in my spare time: nice vs me having to read a 16 page article for class: WhAt ThE FuCk iS tHIs bUlLsHiT I cAnT bE eXpECTeD tO Do tHIs


It pains me that there are U of U students that don’t have to do the Duo mobile shit when they login to canvas


It's just rude to have your Instagram on private. Like how am I supposed to creep like this? #itsacruelworld


The day I discovered I could do my winged eyeliner in a moving car was the day I found out I was unstoppable.


My favorite pastime is over analyzing everything and giving myself crippling anxiety #selfcare


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