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in hindsight the plot of The Great Gatsby makes infinitely more sense when you remember that the author and all of the characters have been driven to the brink of stark-raving, shoelace-eating madness by three years of a global flu pandemic



This took way to long to get to “not expected”

This is a Tsunami Information Statement for the U.S. east coast, Gulf of Mexico states, and eastern Canada. Tsunami Info Statement: M6.8 Cuba Region                      1150EST Nov 10: Tsunami NOT expected; U.S. Atlantic or Gulf Coast



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getting dark at 3 PM is actually fitting today


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Bo Nix OROY = back on


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There needs to be an SAP button for radio calls with sports on TV


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That mf wit the glasses tweaking bruh

GP2 is sitting next to Bob Myers and Mike Dunleavy Jr. 👀



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Today's lesson for the kids, don't fuck with the crypto bro, walking bets from the yard is gonna be 🔥


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In honor of the NBA season starting tonight, here’s my list of the best 5000 players in NBA history starting with number 5000: 5000: Rafael Araujo Across three seasons in the NBA as a member of the Raptors and Jazz, Araujo averaged 2.8 points and 2.8 rebounds. 🧵 1/5000

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Slaying of the Devil (by St. Michael), artist unknown, late 16th century, 📸 by Jason Miller

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deshaun watson is still the guy that did happy baby pose on every massage table he could find

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Rush hour in Medellin worse than LA traffic. I see why Pablo was puttin mfs in the dirt.


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I’m sorry, and I know this is hardly an original thought from me, but if he’s going to do this, he really should not be a broadcaster. He cannot fully serve the audience.

Welcome to the Silver & Black, @TomBrady #LFG



Oakland. I am begging you

Tropicana Field will not be ready for the Opening Day on March 27 due to damage sustained during Hurricane Milton, per @TBTimes_Rays Where the Rays will play in 2025 is TBD.

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Jerry Jones looking like he just saw a high school integrate.

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What in the haunted marionette mickey mouse castle of illusions is this?!

oh my fucking god



Wait. I’m sorry. This is a thing now? Like, we do this?

An 81-year-old Montana man has been sentenced to six months in prison and ordered to pay $24,000 for using tissue and testicles from large sheep hunted in Central Asia and the U.S. to illegally create hybrid sheep for captive trophy hunts. 13wham.com/news/offbeat/m…



On a Sunday?

<FIELDS CORNER> Caller reports a man with injuries resting in a car on Marlowe St. The car’s hazard lights are on and the doors are open. He appears to have been beaten up. BPD enrt #1000am



Just another baked chicken thursday in the 054. Seriously tho, gimme these camera feeds like the Big Brother quad box

Imagine. The Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn, New York, is now holding - rap mogul Puff Daddy, cypto fraudster Sam Bankman-Fried, the drug lord Mayo Zambada and the Mexican drug tsar Garcia Luna. What would they all talk about together? @juansinatra



All I know is it’s Thursday, so diddy had baked chicken for dinner


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