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Chris

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Sometimes that shark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes.

Joined November 2007
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It’s December! Have a Mega Christmas! Mustaine and the Megadeth elves give you Christmas metal style! Noel in hell! 🤘🤘🎄🎅🏻🤘🤘


Getting this playoff spot is going to require a miracle.

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"Tell your Lord that the iPhone 16 has Apple Intelligence, a custom action button, a water and dust-resistant design, titanium finish, A18 chip and a 48 mega-pixel camera.” "The Anjin says iPhone 16 is exactly like the iPhone 15 with a slightly better camera and comes in gold.”

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Always nice to have a guaranteed zero in the first square. I don't believe that anybody ever played for either of those teams.

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But do you really “Hope this email finds my well”? Like “really” really? Or are you just sayin’ that?


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Guy takes a DNA swab from a lizard and sends it in to the DNA people (in this case 23 and Me), who then analyze it and send back your ancestral stats. The resulting data, let's say, is rather astonishing.


In shocking news, MLB and NBA will be using an Inverted Michael Jordan move to protect their biggest star from gambling allegations. Shohei Ohtani will be pursuing his life-long dreams as the backup Small Forward on the NBA G-League's Sioux Falls Skyforce team.

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100% agree

***Longer post, feel free to skip*** Bring Back Low-Stakes Activities for Kids We took a wrong turn in the last ~20 years as a society by transforming too many of our organized extracurriculars for kids into high-commitment and high-cost activities. Low stakes, high mountain…

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Hey @baseball_ref What the hell does this chart even mean? Your whole business is built around statistics and you never heard of labeling a graph? Come on bro(s)!

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When you had the kids by yourself all weekend, the house is a wreck and you're wife pulls into the driveway a couple hours early.


I just overheard a coworker refer to today (Thursday) as “Baby Friday”. I may be adopting this into my vocabulary.


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Let me fix your 1:1 meetings in 90 seconds. It only requires two changes: - It's their meeting, not yours - Good questions >> Great directions Here's how to do it: Make It Their Meeting Relinquishing ownership of this meeting is the same as delegating any other work. -…

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How to use AI to start your business in just 1 day: ( This will save you lots of time and money ):


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Who is most likely to take the bait? It’s a question I get asked a lot, so here goes: Self-importance - this is EASILY the trait that has the strongest correlation to taking the bait. People who take themselves seriously simply cannot resist the urge to tell someone else they…


Today I saw a man come to a meeting with nothing but a pad and a pen like it’s 2019. What kind of subversive crap is this psycho trying to pull?


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Hey @immaculategrid any hints on what this completely context-free graph indicates? Care to label an axis or add a footnote?

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This is incredibly powerful, insightful stuff. Love it.

Q: How do you build effective teams? Keith Rabois, Founders Fund Partner and former COO of Square, has a great framework for building effective teams that he calls: “Barrels and Ammunition.” When most companies begin scaling, they just hire a lot of people. Naively, they expect…



When I see a Colorado Rockies logo anywhere on the #ImmaculateGrid


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