Veelzabub
@VeelzabubI love Colorado. Also books. And dried papaya, can't forget that. Beyond that, I'm taking it one day at a time. Simple pleasures, good friends and my pups!
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I hate to say it, but I'm a sucker for challenges like this. @RobDenBleyker has high volume but low density. #robisfat
Tonight was a huge milestone! We just went for a 30 minute walk as a family! That's right. It was... gofundme.com/l2dlt4?pc=tw_u
Sorry for the delay in updates, we've been busy with puppy PT and exercise. Today was our checkup... gofundme.com/l2dlt4?pc=tw_u
I don't care if it's tough. She is tougher. This is a bad ass little girl. Lovinglittlelucy.com http://t.co/IE864Hltzf
If you haven't seen, little Lucy is pretty badly in need of some love. I feel terrible asking but if you can? gofundme.com/l2dlt4
I have a hurt pup. The only daytime tv I'll let her watch is @KeyAndPeele repeats. We've got to have standards. gofundme.com/l2dlt4
In the midst of the WORST customer experience I have ever encountered. @united you should be ashamed. Seriously disappointed.
If you didn't spend a good part of the day dancing to shitty music in your underwear, then your day wasn't the same as mine.
I'm so glad I got up early and went to the gym... Thought me, never.
Showers always seem like a bad idea until I'm in one and then I'm all "noooooo, never want to leave..."
When I want to watch a show and realize it doesn't come on until 10 pm. Sad face.@netflix had ruined me.
My mom told me every day is a chance to learn something new. I see it more as a chance to screw up something new.
I had big going out plans last night. I fell asleep waiting. Officially #old
The worst part of being a woman is being unable to make "your mom" jokes. The wage gap pales in comparison.
If you buy fancy organic multigrain bread, does it improve the fact that you're planning on having beer and toast for dinner?
Sometimes I'm glad I'm not a pretty, famous man. "Do you like bllwjobs?" is not a tweet respond I'd ever be able to handle.
No one has ever seen Bruno Mars and Dora the Explorer in the same room. Just saying.
Hey manners? Get fucked. "Poorly" seems to be your MO. Hmmm, upon reflection, "Poorly" is one of those words that never looks right.
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