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Horatio Bonar

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random observations from a churchman poet silently laughed at in all church hymnals. now pondering stand up comedy in my later years.

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Better dynasty running back stash -- Tyrone Tracy or Blake Corum.


If you wear the number 69 in sports, you are making a sexual statement. Mom and Dad would never pick out #69 for little Johnny's first rocket football game.


I'd like to see Joey Chestnut return kicks in a football game after doing a food eating competition.


Alway remember my feelings on why my parents didn't correct HER. Nowadays, that would define that person for life. Not the 80s generation. We masturbated a lot (standing up) about young Moms and girls.


I remember getting ice cream as a kid visiting Tennessee in the late 80s driving to Florida from Michigan. A female waitress referred to me as a "she" multiple times. Bowl cut? Yes. I remember my parents specifically not correcting her on all 3x.


I am a minister's son. Been to church 2x every Sunday growing up. FOLKS, secretly, in every hymnal is a song or two written by Horatius Boner or Bonar as properly spelled. Check it out mid way through the next time you go to church. Remember me.


#ffidp Jamal Adam's looked REAL GOOD tonight in return. Too bad about concussion.


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