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Papa Smurf🥜🐾👣🐿️

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AIN'T NOBODY LIKE ME 'CEPT ME. Digital Hoarder, Content Heir, Tryst Concierge. HALA MADRID 🤍. 📧: [email protected]

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Skydiving without a parachute is on my bucket list. Nothing raises adrenaline like certain death. 📃✔️


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The thickest white girl you’ve ever seen in your life is a server at Texas Roadhouse


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When someone is drowning, that is not the time to teach them how to swim.

unspoken rules?



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Doing ghetto ass shit like this while simultaneously having the money to just buy more >>> We gotta keep the culture alive.

It get real serious behind eos body lotion!

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There's a bully who's going to enjoy Cocomelon on this monster!

Got the family an early Christmas present (okay I’m going to enjoy F1, MotoGP, and football on this monster 👿) 🤣🤣

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It gives you choices and choices are in fact everything.

money isn't everything. but?



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🎯🎯🎯🎯

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- Beau Taplin

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Umar not a real doctor right?



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This looks like a 1990s social studies textbook cover

I took this photo last night drunk

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been raw dogging my depression but I just had a glass of wine. I see why people drink when they’re sad now


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That cat meme

The Godfather (1972) dir. Francis Ford Coppola.

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How old were you when you realized others couldn’t see the matrix?


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Tried this last year, she took a ss and sent it to her friend with the tag “Bob the builder”

Why can’t we just sit down and have an honest conversation with ladies? Like, “Babe, here’s where I stand financially, I have this investment, this salary or this capital. I’m capable of doing this & that for you, but there are also things I can’t afford right now.” Can we build?



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• Real Madrid won • Mbappé scored • Vinicius masterclass • Bellingham scored • Fede Valverde captain goal • Arda Güler assist • Ronaldo scored • Barcelona draw WHAT A WEEKEND!

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A huge portion of this can be directly linked back to the consumers. Nigerians are very elitist people, you say you got a good hair for 60k and everyone piles on you saying you bought fake. Toh the vendor will repackage it and sell it at a high price mark based of prestige.

This is how wig sellers charge you 1 million for hair they got 250k



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And that thing…. Is usually some shit like this:

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When you’re not doing well mentally it will be the smallest most insignificant thing to happen that sends you over the edge.



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Jack Grealish asking Thierry Henry if he could dribble past Kyle Walker in his prime was the most deplorable thing to happen in football since some accountant shouted at Kaka to cut back


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