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Urbane Cole From Hell

@UCFH

vaccinated, work with I/DD, father, writer, gamer, Ravendor, SHIELD Agent 420, he/him, morally bankrupt, emotionally exhausted, sempiternally spent $picopeeko

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If they’re my bff, they prolly went to the other place because i am a handful

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Ladies, do you really wash your bras in the dishwasher?


I fell in love with two of the baristas at @DutchBros on halloween because the first told me i could get a deconstructed energy drink so it wouldn’t be watery after my nap before my shift and the second’s costume was Daphne from first generation Scooby Doo.


I cannot stop thinking about how much i want @Hanumankind1 and @Bloodywood2 to do an album together.


Fire. Her.

U.S. Archivist Colleen Shogan, a Biden appointee, has ordered sweeping changes to a planned redesign of the Archives museum, rattling employees who say she's glossing over negative parts of history and appeasing Republicans 🔗 on.wsj.com/3Yr5RBQ



Fucking fire Colleen Shogan and her administration!


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They began to look for the button in the tall grass.


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@solyamusic i took my coworker’s kid to your meet and greet at the holocene(she had the @Weezer album cover bead bracelet if you remember) & she forgot to ask the question she most wanted to know(she’s not on social media): she would love to know what brand/color your lipstick is


I was watching a tiktok about rob zombie & remembered a dream i had where i met him & he gave me his von dutch hat when i told him it was the coolest von dutch item i ever saw then he let me be a jump scare dead body in his next film I have never liked von dutch or wanted to act


Who do you imagine would have “bad guwurl” in their bio?


Ugggh. They changed the theme for Las Vegas on @peacock


Congrats producers of the irrational. You used an overused trope with “solve my polonium poisoning” and I’m done. It took Elementary like eight episodes before I stopped watching due to a crap script.


So @Korn did a cover of Metallica last night and I leaned over to my workniece and said “think they’ll do @ChappellRoan’s Hot to Go?” which killed more than it should have but now I am kinda sad they didn’t do it. That would be hilarious and awesome.


My breakfast is a waffle stuffed with pomegranate popping boba

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Send money to my cashapp $picopeeko or I post the pics!



Send money to my cashapp $picopeeko or I post the pics!


Just got an email that @donaldglover tour was officially canceled. I hope he’s doing well. I was looking forward to that one the most. At least i still have Korn and Stolya concerts to look forward to seeing.


I just realized Tums backward is Smut.


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