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Obligatory @BauerOutage please sign with the White Sox post. I’ll buy you a shot of Malort and a couple Mickey’s 40s and we can go huck things at freight trains while we listen to @ChuckGarfien Sox Podcast announcing the deal.


This didn’t age well. Oof.

Obligatory @BauerOutage please sign with the White Sox post. I’ll buy you a shot of Malort and a couple Mickey’s 40s and we can go huck things at freight trains while we listen to @ChuckGarfien Sox Podcast announcing the deal.



Weak AF @whitesox

Hey #whitesox fans: Is Tony LaRussa weak for apologizing to the Twins for my #bro Mercedes HR?



😂

@DylanCease is gonna wafflestomp those @Angels like turds down a drain in a truck stop bathroom, tonight! Go #whitesox



Almost time for some White Sox shitposting.


Quick #whitesox fans- while Jerry is distracted by the Nickelodeon Bears game, someone grab his check book for Rick so he can finish the roster!


Chumbawumba. That is all.


Bears defense needs to start stopping guys


That’s a pretty slick gift homie

I’m gonna watch the Bears game in the new Brose A-bro-eu jersey that my #southsidebro @ManofSteal_15 had made for me for Secret Santa this year! That’s right bruh! I figured it out! You sly dog you! #bros4life #madships #dynastyofbros



Hey @BauerOutage if you don’t sign with the #whitesox, we’ll have to sign someone else. Think of the children, Trevor. They are our future.


Who let the guy who’s parents are cousins write an article? #WhiteSox

No, the 5-foot-11 Nico Hoerner isn’t suddenly going to morph into a 6-foot-3 power hitter who hits homers two at a time or even when falling down. But here's what makes him the sneaky North Side version of Luis Robert. @GDubCub: nbcsports.com/chicago/cubs/w…



Yo @BauerOutage, if agree to come to the #whitesox, I’ll bet I can get Jerry Reinsdorf to pay you money to pitch. I know the guy who new the guy who was the grandson of the guy who used to cut Jerry’s brothers grass. Don’t let my 150 followers fool you. I fuck. #BauerSouthSide


Became: 1. A Baller 2. A Shot Caller 3. Installed 20-inch blades on an Impala. The person who owned the Impala was not amused.

Quote tweet this with the 3 best things that you did/happened to you in 2020.



chimichangas and rice


Hey @KraftHeinzCo, I have another Twitter account that I sometimes send myself dick pics from so that I can feel cute. Anyway... I really like your macaroni and cheese. It’s good. 8/10 would eat again.


I’m either singlehandedly wearing @BauerOutage down and winning him over or I am making things worse and cruising for a restraining order. Either way, it’s just good television.


Also, I’m bad at Twitter.


Waiting for the news that the @Padres and the @Cubs worked out a deal that includes Darvish AND Bryant....


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