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@TristandeLange3(funny joke)(witty alternate punchline) (cue laugh track) Gamer | Hopeful Voice Actor | Programmer | Professional Idiot
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Sad but not surprising. The Senate GOP chose to let $600 a week in unemployment benefits expire for 30 million Americans, but had no problem giving the Pentagon another $740 billion. We need new national priorities. Let's stand with workers, not the Military Industrial Complex.
my mom: My friend is really into selling themed jewelry online! Tonight’s theme is “pirate night” me, deadly serious: Every night is pirate night if you’re living correctly.
Arghhhh, you’ve caught me! And I would’ve gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you meddling kids!!
“So many horrors... so many dead.. in my name??” “Hey but like, we’ve got a gravity bong bro... wait can we smoke a ghost?”
“Please.....it’s so cold here...where is my Auguste?” “Hahaha cheers bro I’ll drink to that”
I’m 100% down. Let’s find and party with Archduke Ferdinand’s ghost
Bro wanna roadtrip so we can find some aristocratic ghosts to party with?
So that’s where widowmaker’s from
Bro wanna roadtrip so we can find some aristocratic ghosts to party with?
Are you ever on tinder and you just have to keep scrolling through a person’s photos because they can’t possibly look as bad in all their photos right? Just a bad first one right?
With the right attitude, every side is the “fuck it” side
I think I woke up on the “fuck it” side of the bed today
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhthere were go
Thanks for tagging @gaysubwayrat expose yourself! - home screen - lock screen - last song listened - 15th pic in gallery Tagging @TristandeLange3 and @valbparker
It physically pains me to not go “ARIGHTARIGHTARIGHTARIGHTARIGHTNOW L A D I E S”
Fuck Mitch McConnell all my homies hate Mitch McConnell
Temper Erupts On Senate Floor Over Impasse In COVID-19 Response talkingpointsmemo.com/news/mcconnell…
I voted against the Defense of Marriage Act. Biden voted for it. I voted against the war in Iraq. Biden voted for it. I voted against NAFTA and PNTR. Biden voted for them. It takes courage sometimes to do the right thing. #DemDebate
you might be a masters player in overwatch but have you tried mastering any social skills
so like you know that feeling right after you poop and you feel so light and relaxed and content? I feel like self love is like that but your whole body
Hey just wanted to say - To all the men out there who don’t hear this enough, you’re handsome and beautiful and worthy of love and attention and kindness!! I hope you’re all doing wonderfully today!
Only if the picture is from years ago and you only just realized you scrolled too far
Charley’s stoned by Jean-Jacques Pierre is the perfect song for when you like your crush’s pic accidentally
But do you know where your children are?
To be clear it’s weeed and not weed correct? Wouldn’t want to go against the law in my good Christian household
You have made a donation to the megachurch that is seinfeld but with weeed
I have a whole dollar for you. Is that enough?
Hey who wants to crowdfund my revolutionary new idea for a hit TV show: seinfeld but with weed
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