@Too_Sweet4_U Profile picture

Valerie

@Too_Sweet4_U

Just another mother escaping reality one tweet at a time.

Joined November 2011
Similar User
DZY photo

@bokneeya

Sarcasmic @sarcasmic92.bsky.social photo

@sarcasmic92

Punk Rock Goddess photo

@Whyareyouhere6

Ned photo

@Nrvous1

LongIslandIcedTeana photo

@iamwutiam51

David's Soul photo

@david_tull

Dawne Richards photo

@dawnerichards

Holly photo

@hollykestner

Bent ⚔Sinister photo

@bent_sinister

serwin and 7 others liked photo

@sarahlela

angel photo

@angelmcclain21

Dawn Marie Eglit-Harris photo

@NYRiotGirl

mr christopher photo

@moodtooth

SwaziBoast photo

@smboast

I thought you’d be interested in supporting this Double Good fundraiser, s.dgpopup.com/58tj25qx . Thanks for taking a look!


Valerie Reposted

Gavin Newsom has spent years dreaming of this moment. The moment where a chorus of Democrat voices would call on Biden to step out, and Newsom to step in. All has gone according to plan, except for one thing: No one wants anything to do with him. blog.electkevinkiley.com/mr-irrelevant/


Valerie Reposted

Left Wing Vs Right Wing ‘F what your heard.. Both Wings are on the same Bird’ 💥


Valerie Reposted

Welcome to your 40s.. falling asleep early means waking up in the middle of the night for no good reason.


Valerie Reposted

Am I the smartest: no Am I the fastest: no But am I trying my best? probably not


Valerie Reposted

In my villain era but it’s just me using the word no


Valerie Reposted

Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years. Me: still calling it Twitter.


Valerie Reposted
Tweet Image 1

Valerie Reposted

Hello I’m 47, you might recognize me from such hits as why does my body hurt today and this gas station music slaps.


Valerie Reposted

Welcome to your 40s. Sit down, you’re probably tired.


Valerie Reposted

Three little birds just stopped by. Everything’s gonna be alright.


Valerie Reposted

If it can't be fixed by a Costco hotdog, it can't be fixed.


Valerie Reposted

A vibrator is your teammate fellas not your opponent, lawd


Valerie Reposted

Adulting is turning on a movie so you can have a nice nap on the couch.


Valerie Reposted

Welcome to adulthood: you’ll be trying to lose 5lbs for the rest of your life.


Valerie Reposted

Cameron Diaz has a baby at 51 and I don’t have the energy to change a show I don’t like because the remote is too far away.


Valerie Reposted

What if my soulmate says ‘warsh’ instead of ‘wash’.


Celebrate accordingly

Happy Titty Tuesday to those who celebrate.



Valerie Reposted

My husband just told me that shopping at Aldi without bags isn't called freeballing and I should stop saying that


Loading...

Something went wrong.


Something went wrong.