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Tomaster

@Tomaster134

Part time drinker. Full time enabler.

Joined August 2010
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my child asks me this relentlessly, it's tearing my life apart

This ad campaign for investing in Eastern Poland will seriously live rent free in my head forever

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Don Lemon and Tucker Carlson on Rumble

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Love to eat a huge, frantic, and confusing breakfast ripped straight off the shelves of the fridge pre-coffee. Beef bowl leftovers. Three onion rings and some strawberries. A Fresca and three peach gummy candies. You’re all getting in here this morning,


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(French DJ voice) I just want to say... To all ugly and dumb people. Stupids... I just want to say to you that YOU. ARE. BEAUTIFUL! (Beat kicks in)


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This is a fully actualized man

This ad campaign for investing in Eastern Poland will seriously live rent free in my head forever

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already mad at how much I'm gonna like this

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Cricket has its “Here comes the pizza” moment


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i refuse to believe this guy was born in 2000. that is the face and body of a man who has legally smoked on an airplane

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Happy Lou Reed Day

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Darnell Washington's head is the size of a minibar

Asked if he’s the best TE in the draft, Darnell Washington says he’s the most unique TE in the draft.

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why did human beings stop building things like this?

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LANDLORD: nice house you've got here, shame if someone were to, say, knock out this supporting wall! ME (OVER THE SOUND OF SLEDGEHAMMER): this is your house

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Patrick Mahomes straight up sounds like Kenny Powers

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Almost done


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I don’t even think they’re getting paid this is just what they do for fun


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