Suicidal Toddler @ToddlerSuicidal Twitter Profile

Suicidal Toddler

@ToddlerSuicidal

I'm a 2yo who is hell bent on the destruction of my house and myself Follow on instagram https://t.co/fZKreX9rRQ

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We're trying to kill mom's final bit of resolve

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11 Aug 2022

4 just told mom to "shoo you bitch" she followed it up with "you're a boring mom"

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14 May 2022

If you scream loudly whenever in public and dad will give you ANYTHING to get you to behave. #RedVelvet

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Dad outside Me <screaming inside>: I WANNA GO OUTSIDE Dad comes inside Me <screaming, still inside>: I DON'T WANNA GO OUTSIDE!

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10 Apr 2022

Is that hair gel?

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2 Apr 2022

HUNGRY! 🦖

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27 Mar 2022

Caught red handed

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5 Mar 2022

Dad: Don't play for. It's hot Me: <excitedly> Fire hot!

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2 Mar 2022

Just a little late night snack...

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26 Jan 2022

...one fell off and bumped his head...

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"We ride at dawn bitches!" -my toddler 🙃

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15 Jan 2022

Are my @Crocs on the wrong feet? Yes. That's because I put them on before having my coffee

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1 Jan 2022

Jan 1st means HOLIDAYS ARE OVER! TAKE IT DOWN! instagram.com/p/CYND-wzP8Ns/…

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21 Nov 2021

Getting stronger every day 💪🏋️‍♂️

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10 Sep 2021

Taking a little birdbath

Suicidal Toddler

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31 Aug 2021

Dear Diary, Today I threw a smoke alarm into the bath wirh my sister. Dad says a 9V battery isn't enough, so back to the drawing board

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19 Aug 2021

Mom said I was a good baby on our 7hr drive to vacation, so today, I decided to scream for 5 / 7 hours home

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COVIDEO killed the radio star

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15 Aug 2021

Dear people who mutter "can't they control their kids?" under their breath: OBVIOUSLY NOT, COULD YOU FUCKING HELP!?

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COVIDEO killed the radio star

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You say there's a clown down there?

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8 Jul 2021

Checking the sturdiness of this house by jumping and shaking the foundation. #toddler

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