ThreeBs
@ThreeBsOfHomeUndertaker, psychotherapist, columnist, philosopher Mum and feminist (oxymoron?), humorist
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I love that I can call my cat inside till I’m blue in the face and get ignored. But the minute I turn my light out to sleep, that’s when the fucker wants to come inside. I adore that complicated creature.
Catching up on #MAFSAU finally. Josh is the absolute worst. When are men like that going to be held accountable? And his mother is a fucking c word.
Every molecule of water on the Earth - or inside you - has existed for billions of years #WorldWaterDay
If you could turn someone you really dislike into any character what would they be?
#rayDonovan where the fuck have you been all my life? I’m so confused, what an abusive dick but he looks so good in a suit and he’s a “fixer”. How can I resist? #change #armani #bostonaccent
There is no better feeling than the freedom that comes from shaking off a gross ex. #breakup #womenempowerment
Is david’s hideous shirt making him walk more weirdly than normal? What a jerk. #MAFS
How beautiful and confident does Lizzy look! go get ’em sister #MAFS
My kids in her room “sleeping” which in reality is dancing to invisible music with her Elsa doll and doing some sort of navy dive bomb under the bed every time I walk past. there’s so much urgency in her dive bomb I haven’t had the heart to tell her I see her. #parenting #kids
I absolutely adore #TheWalkingDead on so many levels. But The King needs to shut the fuck up. Just stop talking dude. #season8
Me: Chad, can I throw this bit of wood out? Chad: no I might need it. Me: it’s been here for a year. Chad: I might use it as a stocker for the fire. Or make it into a spear. Or turn it into a wand. I haven’t decided. There’s too much pressure on me to decide now!! 🤯 Me:😂
I think #sexworkers are the bomb. 💚 And why the fuck can’t they make Womens trousers with pockets in them?
Womens bodies, their choice. No one else’s
It’s never going to be acceptable that #laws in Queensland make sex workers choose between working legally OR safely. When we choose to work #safely we risk police arrest or fines. Fully decriminalise #sexwork in Qld #sexwork #DecrimQLD
Yeah okay, I’m blond without being blond. #blondemoment oh the irony
Why won’t my profile picture change?? I’ve tried a million times and it just reverts back?! I’m not even blond anymore and my face DOES NOT look that fat.
Picking up kid from first day of preschool and I can’t decide if I should get “dressed” and put make up on. Do I want to be one of those mums? Am I okay with not being one of those mums?
If I have to listen to my hazard lights for much longer I’m going to turn into a serial killer
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